Who is really a daddy?

Sweet · Hooker

RE: Who is really a daddy?

ManImBored · Mack Daddy

I just wanna know who it is

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

me

Sweet · Hooker

MP_handler wrote:

me

huh? When were you a chick?

USofAcop · Banned

Buttercup wrote:

The him who is masquerading as a her?

It is a HE that has been a SHE here. S / he, it or I guess you coule say Sheit!

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

no no, you all have it wrong..i'm a hermiphedite

ManImBored · Mack Daddy

MP_handler wrote:

no no, you all have it wrong..i'm a hermiphedite

Well that explains it

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

ManImBored wrote:

MP_handler wrote:
no no, you all have it wrong..i'm a hermiphedite
Well that explains it

color=pink]Bittercups seems to think so

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

Oh for pete's sake, spill it already yah gossip hound! Who's the he in disguise?????

-- Edited by KatScratch at 09:57, 2006-06-01

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

MP_handler wrote:

ManImBored wrote:
MP_handler wrote:
no no, you all have it wrong..i'm a hermiphedite
Well that explains it

color=pink]Bittercups seems to think so

Yes. Yes I do.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

The winner is Plush.....

Yes, I have a weiner.

Yes, I have been lying.

Yes, those are pictures of my little sister that I posted.

Yes, it took every inch of strength I have to not bust asses of those who made comments about her looks. Hands off, she is my sister.

I am a meterosexual....easily confused with homosexual. I enjoy staying home while my wife works, I like to cook, I love my wife.

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

LMAO....no really, who is it?????

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

haha..thats funny, i dont care who you are

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

It's you isn't it MP???? That explains your fascination with pink....

(BTW, nice to see yah around window licker!)

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

KatScratch wrote:

LMAO....no really, who is it?????

Seriously.....I am not trying to make you laugh.

Dont feel bad.....I have 4 sisters; so I understand women a lot better than most men.....thus, my ability to joke around with women is natural for me. I had a lot of girlfriends mostly in college...high school was tough for me; most people thought I was gay. I even thought I was for awhile.....but my wife helped me think otherwise.

I am a writer by trade...childrens books, mostly.

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

Bread Styx wrote:

KatScratch wrote: LMAO....no really, who is it????? Seriously.....I am not trying to make you laugh. Dont feel bad.....I have 4 sisters; so I understand women a lot better than most men.....thus, my ability to joke around with women is natural for me. I had a lot of girlfriends mostly in college...high school was tough for me; most people thought I was gay. I even thought I was for awhile.....but my wife helped me think otherwise. I am a writer by trade...childrens books, mostly.

LMAO....you are a dude Bread????? No way!

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

KatScratch wrote:

Bread Styx wrote: KatScratch wrote: LMAO....no really, who is it????? Seriously.....I am not trying to make you laugh. Dont feel bad.....I have 4 sisters; so I understand women a lot better than most men.....thus, my ability to joke around with women is natural for me. I had a lot of girlfriends mostly in college...high school was tough for me; most people thought I was gay. I even thought I was for awhile.....but my wife helped me think otherwise. I am a writer by trade...childrens books, mostly. LMAO....you are a dude Bread????? No way!

I am a dude....sorry for making yall think otherwise. This whole forum thing was started several years ago for some research I was doing for a class.....I enjoyed it enough that I decided to find other places to visit.

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

OMG!!!!! So you have a weiner....dam! Well, your sister is very pretty therefore you must be hot as well!

I can't believe some of the things I told to a dude though.....

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

haha..just think of the reactions from the male members who flirted with you when they find out.

on a side note, i give you respect in coming out with this

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

KatScratch wrote:

OMG!!!!! So you have a weiner....dam! Well, your sister is very pretty therefore you must be hot as well! I can't believe some of the things I told to a dude though.....

LOL...no worries. I only knew what to say because my wife has all these Womens magazines around for me to "know about women" and what makes her happy (?????) and I called my sister. She has been very helpful with my masquerade. She was not too thrilled about me using pics of her, but she owed me a favor.

She and I share many of the same features in our facial structure. Same shape nose, curly hair, face shape, dark eyes. If I put a wig on and wore make-up, we would look like twins.....me being the taller one and not able to walk like a woman. Oh, and she has more facial hair than I do! LOL Oh she would slap me if she read that...hope she doesnt.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

MP_handler wrote:

haha..just think of the reactions from the male members who flirted with you when they find out. on a side note, i give you respect in coming out with this

I was thinking about that.....they will get over it. You never know who is who in these types of social situations.

I dont deserve much respect; I was lying to all of you.

For that, I apologize

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Bread, that certainly explains a few things.

And it casts an entirely different light on our conversations about decks.

I'm with MP on this, I give you a lot of credit for coming out with it.

USofAcop · Banned

Bread has a wiener, Bread has a wiener!!!! nah nah nah nah I broke the news Bread has a wiener!!!!

So, Bread, how big is your wiener?

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Buttercup wrote:

Bread, that certainly explains a few things. And it casts an entirely different light on our conversations about decks. I'm with MP on this, I give you a lot of credit for coming out with it.

OOOOH....that deck thing is something my sisters do when they are sitting around and start their "women talk" about their cycles and sex.... I usually leave the room and my wife stays to have the "deck talk" I am amused by that one......my bro in laws and I do manly stuff in the other room and eavesdrop on their conversations. They have no clue.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

You know, Bread has always been a bit scornful of your weiner pics, US.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

USofAcop wrote:

Bread has a wiener, Bread has a wiener!!!! nah nah nah nah I broke the news Bread has a wiener!!!! So, Bread, how big is your wiener?

My penis is adequate in size that pleases my wife.....ah hell......I am hung like a horse.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Buttercup wrote:

You know, Bread has always been a bit scornful of your weiner pics, US.

Oh....that is not scorn. That is sympathy.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Bread, what about the whole trail mix thing? You were the one who kept it stashed away, weren't you?

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Bread Styx wrote:

Buttercup wrote:
You know, Bread has always been a bit scornful of your weiner pics, US.
Oh....that is not scorn. That is sympathy.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Buttercup wrote:

Bread, what about the whole trail mix thing? You were the one who kept it stashed away, weren't you?

Guilty as charged......yes, the trail mix is mine.

Speaking of which, we are out.