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Straight Up


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So there I am today....   At the company I'm leased to orientation center to renew my Haz Mat certification.....When the cute little kinky hair blond  secretary latches on to my arm..


She is so damn hot she has my toes curling up...   We go to lunch with the rest of the drivers and she sits next to me and we share a steak.   Rubbing up against me and making damn sure I see every bit of cleavage she got...    and thats was plenty I'm here to tell you..


Back to the center and she invites me to the copy room for a show of her tattoo's  and a hot little talk about just what she thinks fun is....


Makes sure I'm the last one on paper work so It's just me and her.....


A little small talk,   I tell her I'm in love with her eyes,  A hug......and how I really need to be getting back to my wife.......back to my wife.....BACK TO MY WIFE....


What an idiot.....


How the hell am I ever going to get some strange if I have to go back to my wife????  And a hot babe like this.......UUUUGGGGGGGGGG......   I'm never going to get to sleep tonight...


I love my wife and I love being married but dammmmmm...... A man can only take so much!!!!


 



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Forget about your wife, tell us more about her sexy talks. 

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You're not an idiot.

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i have lots of respect for you for doing the right thing..in that situation it would have been too easy and nobody would have known. for a lot of people they would have made the wrong choice and go with it

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Toby101 wrote:

Forget about your wife, tell us more about her sexy talks. 

Which part...  the hand cuffs,   the tattoo's she would have to show me later,  or the girl she picked up at the bar for her and he ex to share.....


 



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Buttercup wrote:

You're not an idiot.
You may be right...   but I'm sure enough horny as hell

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You may be right...   but I'm sure enough horny as hell


Well, as MP said....it would have been easy to give in without anyone knowing, but you did the right thing.

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Plus, no HazMat certification in the world would have protected you from Mrs. StraightUp if she ever found out.

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Straight Up wrote: You may be right...   but I'm sure enough horny as hell Well, as MP said....it would have been easy to give in without anyone knowing, but you did the right thing.
I hear you BC....   but this is not helping the visions of my balls slapping up against her butt cheeks to go away.....

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Plus, no HazMat certification in the world would have protected you from Mrs. StraightUp if she ever found out.
The Mrs.....   Maybe I should asked her if she is ready for that threesome......

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Straight Up wrote:

I hear you BC....   but this is not helping the visions of my balls slapping up against her butt cheeks to go away.....




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Buttercup wrote: Plus, no HazMat certification in the world would have protected you from Mrs. StraightUp if she ever found out. The Mrs.....   Maybe I should asked her if she is ready for that threesome......
There you go, tell Buttercup you want to spice things up a little bit.

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Toby101 wrote:

Straight Up wrote: Buttercup wrote: Plus, no HazMat certification in the world would have protected you from Mrs. StraightUp if she ever found out. The Mrs.....   Maybe I should asked her if she is ready for that threesome...... There you go, tell Buttercup you want to spice things up a little bit.
Well ButterCup??? What do you think?  Is there going to be a threesome or is he just out of luck and/or just needs to use both hands and dream on???

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That's funny.

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Toby101 wrote: Straight Up wrote: Buttercup wrote: Plus, no HazMat certification in the world would have protected you from Mrs. StraightUp if she ever found out. The Mrs.....   Maybe I should asked her if she is ready for that threesome...... There you go, tell Buttercup you want to spice things up a little bit. Well ButterCup??? What do you think?  Is there going to be a threesome or is he just out of luck and/or just needs to use both hands and dream on???

Your an idiot..... inside out part 1.


 


There is two buttercups in straight up's life, not the same people. Buttercup is his wife's call sign on the trucker radio.



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Toby101 wrote:

Inside Out wrote: Toby101 wrote: Straight Up wrote: Buttercup wrote: Plus, no HazMat certification in the world would have protected you from Mrs. StraightUp if she ever found out. The Mrs.....   Maybe I should asked her if she is ready for that threesome...... There you go, tell Buttercup you want to spice things up a little bit. Well ButterCup??? What do you think?  Is there going to be a threesome or is he just out of luck and/or just needs to use both hands and dream on??? Your an idiot..... inside out part 1.   There is two buttercups in straight up's life, not the same people. Buttercup is his wife's call sign on the trucker radio.

 Your've got to be kidding me!!!  Two Butter Cups??  No Way???  I've been in on a phone conversation with Straight Up and Butter Cup.... I know for a fact their married....



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Toby101 wrote:


Your an idiot..... inside out part 1.   There is two buttercups in straight up's life, not the same people. Buttercup is his wife's call sign on the trucker radio.


Well DAH Toby or is it Boby over here?!Maybe it was Todie  Jump off your throne princess and re-read her post, I believe you may see the "funny" in her comment???!!!!


*in my best Carlos Mencia* Dee Dee Dee! 



-- Edited by KatScratch at 15:46, 2006-06-13

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KatScratch wrote:

Toby101 wrote: Your an idiot..... inside out part 1.   There is two buttercups in straight up's life, not the same people. Buttercup is his wife's call sign on the trucker radio. Well DAH Toby or is it Boby over here?!Maybe it was Todie  Jump off your throne princess and re-read her post, I believe you may see the "funny" in her comment???!!!! *in my best Carlos Mencia* Dee Dee Dee! -- Edited by KatScratch at 15:46, 2006-06-13
Why would you call me Body? I have no idea what your talking about

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Straight Up wrote:

Buttercup wrote: Straight Up wrote: You may be right...   but I'm sure enough horny as hell Well, as MP said....it would have been easy to give in without anyone knowing, but you did the right thing. I hear you BC....   but this is not helping the visions of my balls slapping up against her butt cheeks to go away.....

Why not think of those same balls covered in pus-filled blisters when you contract herpes from that hottie.........think of those same balls being sliced off when Mrs, Straight Up  finds out about your extra marital affair.


 


That image should help


I am sure she felt like the worthless tramp she is when she failed to seduce you.   



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MP_handler wrote:


i have lots of respect for you for doing the right thing..in that situation it would have been too easy and nobody would have known. for a lot of people they would have made the wrong choice and go with it


well said MP. I respect that statement. Cheaters are usally caught, and it always comes out one way or the other.


 


 


kudos Stright...good going...


and she was the idiot.



-- Edited by texaschickeee at 21:12, 2006-06-13

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Oh nooo.....


fiddle sticks and bat crap.....


I seem to have lost my brand new hazmat card.......


geeee........


will I have to go back to get a new one???????


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But it's OK peeps......


I don't wear a ring so she didn't know I was married.....till I told her....And she made it clear she don't date married men.


We are just going to be friends as long as she promises to never tell me she loves me like a brother....


And I'm definitely adding her to my wish girl file.....    The list of girls if ...God forbid, that I ever should  get a chance....   I'm chasing down


And to top it off...   I'll never divorce my wife for two reasons.....


1.  I love her very much....


and


2.  Most  important........She has worked for every lawyer in town....  Not to mention the Judge...


 


 



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Straight Up, you forgot number #3, nobody besides your wife can put up with bullshit like she does.

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Yep,,, you're an idiot!!!!!! LOL

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