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If it's not a pet????


If it's not a pet....  then it must be fucking supper.....


Ok...   call the motel......do you take pets......    yes sir


Drive for two days....arrve...  go to check in........


How big is your dog????


I don't have a dog,   I have a cat.....


A cat !!!!!!     A cat is not a pet...   Sorry sir  you can't stay here.....


Well where am I supposed to stay.....


Thats  not our problem....   A  cat is not a pet and we will not let you stay....


Well...   if a cat is not a pet....   what do people from your country consider it....   SUPPER....


And out the door I went....


ASSHOLES



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You seem to have run into a spell of bad luck, SU. I hope your luck changes.


Supper, that's funny.

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You seem to have run into a spell of bad luck, SU. I hope your luck changes. Supper, that's funny.



And it all seems to have to do with PUSSY....   fucking bitches....


Can't seem to get one in a hotel room for nothing....



-- Edited by Straight Up at 22:52, 2006-06-13

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You seem to have run into a spell of bad luck, SU. I hope your luck changes. Supper, that's funny.


And it all seems to have to do with PUSSY....   fucking bitches....
Can't seem to get one in a hotel room for nothing....-- Edited by Straight Up at 22:52, 2006-06-13




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Straight Up wrote:


Can't seem to get one in a hotel room for nothing....-- Edited by Straight Up at 22:52, 2006-06-13


I don't care what anyone else says, now that is funny.


 


If a cat isn't consider a pet, I would like to see what they consider a pet.



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next time tell them it's a service feline...federal law protects the rights of service animals..and they cant ask for actual proof under the law. everyonce in a while i have to fight businesses when i bring in my partner, of course i always when

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next time tell them it's a service feline...federal law protects the rights of service animals..and they cant ask for actual proof under the law.


 




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That's a load of crap Straight! Too bad said kitty cat didn't have to poo, could have left the asshole a nice present!

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next time tell them it's a service feline...federal law protects the rights of service animals..and they cant ask for actual proof under the law. everyonce in a while i have to fight businesses when i bring in my partner, of course i always when


A service cat? Oh come on now........its purpose being?


Cat's have really tickly tongues, it could be his "licker" If he can get a diagnosis as a sex addict, he can have a service cat to lick him when he needs that done!


Oh...how sick can I be......that's just sick.....


 



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Maybe a letter to the company asking what they consider a pet is in order Straight Up, saying they allow dogs but not pussy cats. If I were you, i would be taking this route. Who knows you may end up with a free night for Mr Straight up and Ms. Buttercups. 

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cats are too pets.


Ask munchkin.


 



 



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Maybe a letter to the company asking what they consider a pet is in order Straight Up, saying they allow dogs but not pussy cats. If I were you, i would be taking this route. Who knows you may end up with a free night for Mr Straight up and Ms. Buttercups. 


Me and BC in a motel.....just what would we do????.....


Screw them folks....   I'm having a train horn installed on my truck so every time I go by the place,   I just say hello to all his guest....


And hey...   copy cat plays fetch and chews on shoes....       she thinks she is a dog....



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Toby101 wrote:
Maybe a letter to the company asking what they consider a pet is in order Straight Up, saying they allow dogs but not pussy cats. If I were you, i would be taking this route. Who knows you may end up with a free night for Mr Straight up and Ms. Buttercups. 

Me and BC in a motel.....just what would we do????.....
Screw them folks....   I'm having a train horn installed on my truck so every time I go by the place,   I just say hello to all his guest....
And hey...   copy cat plays fetch and chews on shoes....       she thinks she is a dog....


You have a cat named copy cat. Now that is some funny shit.

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You have a cat named copy cat. Now that is some funny shit.


Everyone meet Copy Cat




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Awwwww. I love cat's. I am definately a feline person. Very beautiful and fuzzy

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Awwwww. I love cat's. I am definately a feline person. Very beautiful and fuzzy

Fuzzy!!! yea about three brushes full a day.....but that's the SO's job ... so I don't care...

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I want a fishing cat


I guess they are kind of hard to come by, though.

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I like copy cat.


and Plush..I like your fishing cat......


 


 


I still have a munchkin.....and a footsie...



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Plush wrote:


I want a fishing cat I guess they are kind of hard to come by, though.

nice cat.....  I'll have to look into those

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I love pussy!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


cats that is!!!  



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