Adios, Markles! Yes, San Antonio is hotter than Us of A's bunghole at wet jockey's night at The Ride 'Em all night long Strip Saloon for Nancy boys. Use sunscreen and drink lots of water. The water is safe to drink in most places, but I would bottle water it if you arent sure. Menudo is soup with cow intestines...barbacoa is cow cheek (face)...flour tortillas (tortillas de harina) are manna from heaven if prepared properly. Tamales are, as well. Ask for any entree you order at a Mexican restaraunt...with the salsa on the side so you can test it first. Any of the Pappa's restaurants are good...Pappadeaux being my favorite. The Riverwalk is fun, Padre is 3 and a 1/2 hours away...skip Nuevo Laredo and Matamoros....you are fresh gringo meat over there. Corpus blows these days from what I hear. Port Aransas is better ...rumor has it. Texas State is not far from you and there is a River there that a lot of pretty college ladies go rafting on...you'd like that. Austin is and hour and a half away and I could meet you for coffee and a slap upside your cute little head if you are fresh with me. There is a nude beach down the road from me and you could meet all the lovely liberal gals of Austin...they shoot their calendar over there..hairy pits and all. I will let you do that alone. Enjoy some good Mexican food and Ritas. I will let you know when I am in S.A. visiting my folks......Godspeed, kiddo.
Forget about TC, Bread Styx your my new tourguide. LOL. We will all have to go out for a beer when i get down there. Speaking of beer, i finally decided to drink one tonight. Boy does it taste different.
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Adios, Markles! Yes, San Antonio is hotter than Us of A's bunghole at wet jockey's night at The Ride 'Em all night long Strip Saloon for Nancy boys. Use sunscreen and drink lots of water. The water is safe to drink in most places, but I would bottle water it if you arent sure. Menudo is soup with cow intestines...barbacoa is cow cheek (face)...flour tortillas (tortillas de harina) are manna from heaven if prepared properly. Tamales are, as well. Ask for any entree you order at a Mexican restaraunt...with the salsa on the side so you can test it first. Any of the Pappa's restaurants are good...Pappadeaux being my favorite. The Riverwalk is fun, Padre is 3 and a 1/2 hours away...skip Nuevo Laredo and Matamoros....you are fresh gringo meat over there. Corpus blows these days from what I hear. Port Aransas is better ...rumor has it. Texas State is not far from you and there is a River there that a lot of pretty college ladies go rafting on...you'd like that. Austin is and hour and a half away and I could meet you for coffee and a slap upside your cute little head if you are fresh with me. There is a nude beach down the road from me and you could meet all the lovely liberal gals of Austin...they shoot their calendar over there..hairy pits and all. I will let you do that alone. Enjoy some good Mexican food and Ritas. I will let you know when I am in S.A. visiting my folks......Godspeed, kiddo.
Lackland is a nice place just as US said. i was there for a 3 week K9 course. Lackland is where they train all the K9 handlers for all services of the militay.
make sure you get yourself some chigger repellent. chiggers are tiny little spider like bugs that you cant see but will leave a extremely itcy and lumpy bite that will eventualy turn too some oozing of puss.
and if you are old enough..all the strip clubs in Texas are "b.y.o.b." so that means it's legal to bring your own alcohol to the clubs..cheaper for you that way.
and take US's advice..stay away from the eastside! i went on a wide along when i was there and was nothing but non stop action the whole night..crazy shit goes on there.
Lackland is a nice place just as US said. i was there for a 3 week K9 course. Lackland is where they train all the K9 handlers for all services of the militay. make sure you get yourself some chigger repellent. chiggers are tiny little spider like bugs that you cant see but will leave a extremely itcy and lumpy bite that will eventualy turn too some oozing of puss. and if you are old enough..all the strip clubs in Texas are "b.y.o.b." so that means it's legal to bring your own alcohol to the clubs..cheaper for you that way. and take US's advice..stay away from the eastside! i went on a wide along when i was there and was nothing but non stop action the whole night..crazy shit goes on there. goodluck!!
NO WAY!!!! Say it ain't so, I actually know what the hell I was talking about for once!?
The nude beach is NW Austin...by the lakes. I have never been there.....too scared to go. 6th street is scary enough these days....and the women are usually in a state of barely dressed while they are partying anyway...its Austin.
Tobes, I would love to have a beer with you sometime, but I think Mr. Styx would frown upon that action. "Honey, I am going out to meet this 20 something year old guy I met online.......he perfectly honest and sweet and a good all American boy like you. He kind of even looks like you when you were that age" Uh, yeah.....he'd like that.
San Antonio will take good care of you......you will have a little culture shock at first, but will get over it soon. You will leave a Spurs fan even though they wont be playing while you are there....I am sure of it.
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The nude beach is NW Austin...by the lakes. I have never been there.....too scared to go. 6th street is scary enough these days....and the women are usually in a state of barely dressed while they are partying anyway...its Austin. Tobes, I would love to have a beer with you sometime, but I think Mr. Styx would frown upon that action. "Honey, I am going out to meet this 20 something year old guy I met online.......he perfectly honest and sweet and a good all American boy like you. He kind of even looks like you when you were that age" Uh, yeah.....he'd like that. San Antonio will take good care of you......you will have a little culture shock at first, but will get over it soon. You will leave a Spurs fan even though they wont be playing while you are there....I am sure of it.
I am still paying for that fucking stadium, and I can't stand the Spurs!!!!
Bread Styx wrote: The nude beach is NW Austin...by the lakes. I have never been there.....too scared to go. 6th street is scary enough these days....and the women are usually in a state of barely dressed while they are partying anyway...its Austin. Tobes, I would love to have a beer with you sometime, but I think Mr. Styx would frown upon that action. "Honey, I am going out to meet this 20 something year old guy I met online.......he perfectly honest and sweet and a good all American boy like you. He kind of even looks like you when you were that age" Uh, yeah.....he'd like that. San Antonio will take good care of you......you will have a little culture shock at first, but will get over it soon. You will leave a Spurs fan even though they wont be playing while you are there....I am sure of it. I am still paying for that fucking stadium, and I can't stand the Spurs!!!!
Oh stop complaining......check your pm
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ManImBored wrote: texaschickeee wrote: and Im gonna have some ritas with him.' I wanna come too. TC, we can carpool sure but then he kicked my ass to the curb. thats just not right.
When he finds out that I dont drink in public unless I am with family or my husband then he will kick me to the curb.....
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Front Leaning Rest Position, Move!!! In Cadence!!! Keep pumping them out until I get tired!!! Don't forget to write.
-- Edited by CTR man at 11:24, 2006-06-18
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CTR man wrote: Front Leaning Rest Position, Move!!! In Cadence!!! Keep pumping them out until I get tired!!! Don't forget to write. -- Edited by CTR man at 11:24, 2006-06-18
come on now, he's in the navy..there is no front leaning rest postition anymore
So, what do they do for push-ups? Swim laps? Tread water? get sent to the Brig? Photo, You were in the Navy. What do you say? You would know!
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We had to do that in Army Basic, too. Brasso became our friend for this project. There has to be something else that is done to get the point across that the Recruit screwed up and needs to be taught a lesson. Something more physical. Unless Basic has become more lax since I went in 20 yrs ago. If this is the case, I stand corrected.
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i know the army and marines still valor the push-up as a corrective mesure..but by all accounts basic is more relaxed then it was 20 years ago, especialy in the army..even the wieght standards have been drasticly reduced
Naw, I think he is out here in California along with the rest of the fruits and nuts. Present TOP members excluded. But c'mon MIB Texas is a big state, bigger than Cali.
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Naw, I think he is out here in California along with the rest of the fruits and nuts. Present TOP members excluded. But c'mon MIB Texas is a big state, bigger than Cali. -- Edited by CTR man at 05:19, 2006-06-19
Yes, it's big.......but we are running out of room.
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Naw, I think he is out here in California along with the rest of the fruits and nuts. Present TOP members excluded. But c'mon MIB Texas is a big state, bigger than Cali.
We have enough coming across the border to fill this state up. We dont need any help.
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