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some girls, I do NONE of these things



WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.


2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

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I've never done any of those things. Once though, I did make a bad judgement call that eggs over easy would be the best thing to have after drinking a little too much.

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Buttercup wrote:
I've never done any of those things. Once though, I did make a bad judgement call that eggs over easy would be the best thing to have after drinking a little too much.
I have taken my shoes off, I wan on the beach though. And I am guilty of loving everyone when I get drunk, sometimes. And if I have done any others, Thank God I can't remember.

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I have drunken Plush drinking stories, how much will someone pay me to hear it????

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Said it before, I'll say it again, Plush you're the shit.


 


Btw>>> I am feeling bitter and will have a hatefull post in the AM about women once I sober up.


 


 



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Photogrrlz wrote:

I have drunken Plush drinking stories, how much will someone pay me to hear it????

Do you work on the barter system ???


 


 



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Photogrrlz wrote:
I have drunken Plush drinking stories, how much will someone pay me to hear it????


How about I pay you not to hear it?

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Buttercup wrote:

Photogrrlz wrote:
I have drunken Plush drinking stories, how much will someone pay me to hear it????


How about I pay you not to hear it?
don't worry, there are none. Contrary to popular belief. I don't drink everyday.

-- Edited by Plush at 14:22, 2006-06-19

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Plush wrote:

don't worry, there are none. Contrary to popular belief. I drink everyday.

  Then your name reallay should be LUSH,,,,,,but thats a whole other story.




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texaschickeee wrote:
Plush wrote:
don't worry, there are none. Contrary to popular belief. I drink everyday.

  Then your name reallay should be LUSH,,,,,,but thats a whole other story.

NO TC. I forgot the "don't" typo major typo.

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are you taking lessons from me again?

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texaschickeee wrote:
are you taking lessons from me again?
I was probably on the phone. Gossiping while my kids tried to set things on fire, or shove steak knives in the outlets.


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have you seen the cat or dog lately......



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13 - NEGLECT OUR KIDS, SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE AND BLAME OUR LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY ON ANYONE BUT OURSELVES!

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13 - NEGLECT OUR KIDS, SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE AND BLAME OUR LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY ON ANYONE BUT OURSELVES!
Keep talking. You seem to forget that you don't matter.

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uh-huh, who said I was talking about you?


Feeling guilty? 



-- Edited by USofAcop at 19:01, 2006-06-19

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Just a couple of observations.....


How Plush sees USofA





How USofA sees Plush



Carry on........

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uh-huh, who said I was talking about you?
Feeling guilty? -- Edited by USofAcop at 19:01, 2006-06-19
Nop[e not guilty. I just know when you spout bullshit, you are speaking of me.

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Okay, well quite a few of these apply to me on some level.

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
This one applies to me all the way. Now I have a pouch thingy that straps over my body for when I go out drinking so that I can't loose it. LOL

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO
Yeah, that always happens after hours of dancing my ass off.

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
That's me too, minus the crying.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
Yep, that too. Minus the jumping up and down part, LOL.




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Sweet Titts wrote:

Okay, well quite a few of these apply to me on some level. 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. This one applies to me all the way. Now I have a pouch thingy that straps over my body for when I go out drinking so that I can't loose it. LOL 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO Yeah, that always happens after hours of dancing my ass off. 5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. That's me too, minus the crying. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" Yep, that too. Minus the jumping up and down part, LOL.
Unless she is already jumping up and down on someone.... LOL

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If a girl is doing


 one of these things....


Forget it...   Her head is screwed on to straight to ever fall for a jerk like you..


Two of these things....Buy her drinks......she is on the way


Five of these things....Go for it...   if your are hung well


All of the above.....Pee Wee Herman couldn't fuck this up...



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