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Alright Guys and Gals.....


I have an Ant problem.....


This is just one of the big red and black muthers.....


Has anyone ever seen this type of ant, and if so...what kind of ant is it....and how do I kill the whole colony?


It is about the size of my thumb!!! 


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OMFG i would be scared shitless. I hate ants. The more red the more I hate em. Never seen one like that. I wouldn't be able to sleep. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Io,


velvet ant wasp - http://ag.arizona.edu/urbanipm/insects/bees/velvetants.html


Immediately go the hardware store and look into all the types of pesticides available.  Choose the best one to suit your needs (if you have children, more powerful if you don't - altho I'd keep an eye on SU), especially the type that will be carried back to the nest & eliminate it. 



-- Edited by foxfyre at 22:14, 2006-08-05

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foxfyre wrote:

Io,


velvet ant wasp - http://ag.arizona.edu/urbanipm/insects/bees/velvetants.html


Immediately go the hardware store and look into all the types of pesticides available.  Choose the best one to suit your needs (if you have children, more powerful if you don't - altho I'd keep an eye on SU), especially the type that will be carried back to the nest & eliminate it. 



-- Edited by foxfyre at 22:14, 2006-08-05




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Plush wrote:









Well you know how he is!  You tell him not to do something, and he immediately does it!

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Ok...  I found the nest.....   I've got two pounds of black powder,   A can of either,  and five gallons of gas in the shed ready to go first thing in the mornining.....


 


Any one know the number to 911.....



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Straight Up wrote:

Ok...  I found the nest.....   I've got two pounds of black powder,   A can of either,  and five gallons of gas in the shed ready to go first thing in the mornining.....


 


Any one know the number to 911.....



you guys are fucking killing me here. It is not a rattlesnake nest. sheeeesh

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Straight Up wrote:



Ok...  I found the nest.....   I've got two pounds of black powder,   A can of either,  and five gallons of gas in the shed ready to go first thing in the mornining.....


 


Any one know the number to 911.....





 


No, but can I watch the pretty explosion & fire?


 


Plushie - wait til YOU see one.  they look EVIL.



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Sorry SU


I forgot the number to 911.


so be careful. and as to IO and the others you must wacth males arounf things they ar somethimes worse the kids, and then blame the kids.


 


 


SU becareful burning ants.


 


just a thought.



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RE: Ant??


Took my supplies this morning and went after the Ant/Wasp....


Dug a little hole next to the nest.   Buried the Black Powder and gas...   used the either as a fuse.....


 


Now I have a three foot wide by four foot deep hole in my back yard....


 


What kind of tree should I plant back....


 



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RE: Antz??


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Took my supplies this morning and went after the Ant/Wasp....


Dug a little hole next to the nest.   Buried the Black Powder and gas...   used the either as a fuse.....


 


Now I have a three foot wide by four foot deep hole in my back yard....


 


What kind of tree should I plant back....


 



He is typing. No loss of limbs I see. Well let's see. A peach tree, yummmmmm.

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Yea peaches are good. But if you already have a hole, blow a bigger one and put in a pool.

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Yea peaches are good. But if you already have a hole, blow a bigger one and put in a pool.

Good answer.

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Of course, a peach tree and a pool would be even better.



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So I get back with my new Peach tree and I'm all ready to plant it in the hole...


I look down in there and see a bunch of ants around their new pool throwing a pool party.....


 


AAAAGGGHHHHHHH........


 


So I went and got my shot gun and started blasting away....


Now I have new air condition in what used to be the back window of my pick up....


A hole in my shoe.....missed the toe....


And my neighbor is getting a new satellite dish....    She just doesn't know it yet....



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Straight Up wrote:

So I get back with my new Peach tree and I'm all ready to plant it in the hole...


I look down in there and see a bunch of ants around their new pool throwing a pool party.....


 


AAAAGGGHHHHHHH........


 


So I went and got my shot gun and started blasting away....


Now I have new air condition in what used to be the back window of my pick up....


A hole in my shoe.....missed the toe....


And my neighbor is getting a new satellite dish....    She just doesn't know it yet....



better give up while you are ahead.

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foxfyre wrote:



velvet ant wasp - http://ag.arizona.edu/urbanipm/insects/bees/velvetants.html


Immediately go the hardware store and look into all the types of pesticides available.  Choose the best one to suit your needs (if you have children, more powerful if you don't - altho I'd keep an eye on SU), especially the type that will be carried back to the nest & eliminate it. 



-- Edited by foxfyre at 22:14, 2006-08-05




 


Thanks foxfyre.....that was good info and quick....


after reading the info....makes me wonder if I really want to get rid of it....hmmmmmmmmm and finding it again....hmmmmmmmmmm


and yep  ...  ... I will have to keep an eye on SU!!!!!!!!!!!!  boyz???? and their toyz........   I can't leave him home by himself for nothing.......


.......He has some work to do now....filling up the holes he has created.....



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 Thanks foxfyre.....that was good info and quick....

after reading the info....makes me wonder if I really want to get rid of it....hmmmmmmmmm and finding it again....hmmmmmmmmmm


and yep  ...  ... I will have to keep an eye on SU!!!!!!!!!!!!  boyz???? and their toyz........   I can't leave him home by himself for nothing.......


.......He has some work to do now....filling up the holes he has created.....





You're welcome - they don't call me the psychic librarian for nothing!


I wish I could have seen your face after he destroyed your yard!  And I bet the wasp is still alive! 


I think I'd try to find it.  The idea that it's there, somewhere, would drive me insane until I knew it ceased to exist anywhere in my vacinity. 



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foxfyre wrote:



You're welcome - they don't call me the psychic librarian for nothing!


I wish I could have seen your face after he destroyed your yard!  And I bet the wasp is still alive! 


I think I'd try to find it.  The idea that it's there, somewhere, would drive me insane until I knew it ceased to exist anywhere in my vacinity. 





It could be anywhere!!!!!!!!!!


It seems that they are loners and they eat other live bugs ... such as wasps and yellow jackets.... which I have seen a lot of lately.... 


maybe it is a good thing....and it also said.... it will not seek you out unless you harrass it....


so I plan on watching every where I walk and "Trying" to keep a good attatude and SU from harassing it.....


I did put out some stuff for ants and bugs....especially around the doors!!!!!!!to keep it outside!!


 


 



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Well if it's outside - okay.  It belongs outside.  It can live outside.  But if it's inside...  sayonara!

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SU- be glad you missed your toe.


 


and get a oak tree. harder to destroy.



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I found that ant again  about five hours ago....   It was in the front yard out by the street....


I chased  it but it went down a hole next to the gutter....   So I went and got my pick and shovel   and started digging.....


I was down about two feet when I swung the pick and heard something hissing...   then I swung it again  and the last thing I remember was the sound of me hitting a rock,   Then I  seen a spark...   then flying through the air .....   I landed about forty feet away up against the house...


 


Long story short.....   I'm back from the Emergency room,   They let everyone back in the neighborhood,   and if I'm lucky,   the gas company won't press charges in the morning....


Another freaking whole to fill in..     CRAP....


 


That ant is going to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Give it up SU!!!!!!!!!


It is not even a real Ant....


Thanks to foxfyre.....Velvet Ants....


"Velvet ants are not ants at all but rather solitary female wasps belonging to the family Mutillidae.  Their wingless body has the appearance of an ant, hence the mistaken name.  Males in comparison are larger and winged, though rarely seen.  There are more than 400 North American species."


Stop while you are ahead....you already need a dump truck load of dirt to fill the holes now....and we damn sure do not need another emergency room bill


bleep...bleep...bleep...  enough is enough



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Look at the holes he has dug in my yard:




 



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Damn, Straight up, Were you an anteater in a former life?  Or do you just like to dig holes?  Just wondering.

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Look at the holes he has dug in my yard:







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AAAHHHGGGG....


Ok...  so I step outside this morning to see IO off to run some errands around town....


As she pulls out of the driveway,   I notice that little freaking red ant going down a hole next to my cement drive way....


I grab my trusty pick and shovel and start digging.....


About an hour latter...   I've got about three and a half foot hole dug up and under the drive way and still no sign of this ant...


Just then IO comes whipping back into the driveway and the cement collapse under the weight of the car.    The force of the car hitting a hole that big breaks the front axle and the shovel I was using flips up and brakes the window on the door and scratches the new paint job that I just put on her T-Bird.....


That freaking ant is going to suffer a long slow death when I finally catch it...



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Obsessive. Ya think? That wasp is laughing at you, SU. Calling you names and pointing.

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Did you find any treasure under the driveway?

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