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That little ant is probably sitting down in its little ant living room watching his little ant big screen TV drinking a little ant sized beer.....


Better enjoy it while he can......


I'm working on a bigger better secret weapon as I type....



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ManImBored wrote:

Did you find any treasure under the driveway?





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I have some blasting caps if you need them

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Before you blow anything else up, can use TOPers come for a field trip. I like watching stuff blow up, other peoples stuff of course.

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Straight Up wrote:

That little ant is probably sitting down in its little ant living room watching his little ant big screen TV drinking a little ant sized beer.....


Better enjoy it while he can......


I'm working on a bigger better secret weapon as I type....





Oh that wascally wasp.

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Buttercup wrote:

Oh that wascally wasp.



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Guys????


I don't know what the H he is up to!!!



Maybe the rain will make him stop???



...make it stop....



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IO,


Take a baseball bat, pretend you're bringing him a drink, and slam him upside the back of the head.  You can't hurt that thick skull, and he'll take a nice little nap, and you will have some peace. 



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IO,


Take a baseball bat, pretend you're bringing him a drink, and slam him upside the back of the head.  You can't hurt that thick skull, and he'll take a nice little nap, and you will have some peace. 



Yea but then she will feel bad when the ant bites him while he is passed out.

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Until she looks at her yard, her driveway, her car...  And then she'll say damn!  Serves him right! 

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StraightUp the Antslayer








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foxfyre wrote:


IO,


Take a baseball bat, pretend you're bringing him a drink, and slam him upside the back of the head.  You can't hurt that thick skull, and he'll take a nice little nap, and you will have some peace. 




I was trying to avoid this subject today..


SU is too hardheaded for that...his head would crack my bat...He will be back from he Emergency room shortly .... I will let him tell you about it....



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Poor IO.  Poor, poor IO.  Dump him in one of those holes (maybe the one under the driveway), and you'll have one less hole, and lot less headache.

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Poor IO.  Poor, poor IO.  Dump him in one of those holes (maybe the one under the driveway), and you'll have one less hole, and lot less headache.





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I'm just a gentle soul...

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Ok....So my secret weapon did not turn out so well the other day...


My plan was to take a thirty quart Colman cooler and fill it with about twenty different kinds of bug bombs....I figured after I set them all off and closed the lid.....  the pressure would build up and force the insecticide into the ants home through a hose hooked to the cooler drain hole...


  Had it all set up and was popping off the bombs and doing just fine until I got to about the fifteenth bomb.....   All the smoke, fog and spray coming out of the cooler got to me...   And I passed out before I could get all the bombs set off and the cooler lid closed....


Anyway....    The doctor said the double vision should go away in about a week,   and the involuntary muscle spasms and drooling should stop in a couple of months..



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Ok....So my secret weapon did not turn out so well the other day...


My plan was to take a thirty quart Colman cooler and fill it with about twenty different kinds of bug bombs....I figured after I set them all off and closed the lid.....  the pressure would build up and force the insecticide into the ants home through a hose hooked to the cooler drain hole...


  Had it all set up and was popping off the bombs and doing just fine until I got to about the fifteenth bomb.....   All the smoke, fog and spray coming out of the cooler got to me...   And I passed out before I could get all the bombs set off and the cooler lid closed....


Anyway....    The doctor said the double vision should go away in about a week,   and the involuntary muscle spasms and drooling should stop in a couple of months..






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Ok...   so I'm off to Ohio....   Got my return trip plan as a load of fire works.....


I should be able to pick up something at the plant that will take out that ant....



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Ok...   so I'm off to Ohio....   Got my return trip plan as a load of fire works.....


I should be able to pick up something at the plant that will take out that ant....



And perhaps the rest of the neighborhood, as well?  I always enjoy a good fireworks show.  Of course, my money is on the wascally wasp!

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