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Moldy

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DUMBASS


I pull into the gas station to get me a coke while I complete my reports for the night. I get back in my unit and glance at the time. Thank god only 30 mins left before I get off shift. It's really been a long boring night. I had only 5 calls and nothing exciting. So im sitting there thinking about my wife lying in the bed in her teddy (oops I digress) So im sitting there writing my reports and a car pulls up. I look up and they wave and I nod my head and go back to typing. A few mins later I see them walk back to their vehicle and get in. As I am typing, the car rocks and I hear a grinding noise. Oh no you fucking didnt. I get out and from the rear door to the back bumper is fucking smashed. May I add this is my brand fucking new unit. (10,000 miles) I ask him dude you know I was here what where you doing. Get this. His reply was Im sorry I was looking at your computer.I asked him have you never seen a goddamn puter before? So i call another unit to come to investigate the accident. After he is finished, I have to write an accident report on why my brand new unit is smashed. Then go back to the station and tell my Lt. what happened. 3 hours later I am going home in a POS pool unit. What a great night.



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Bad Bread!!

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Sorry to hear about that! Glad you are ok, though!

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Unbelievable....people never fail to amaze me with their stupidity. At least you weren't hurt.

-- Edited by Buttercup at 09:52, 2006-09-15

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I am never amazed at the extent of people's stupidity.  It's so sad - there is no wonder left in the world anymore. 

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Mr. Cool

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Gee, I dont feel so bad when a DEER ran into my patrol...

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