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Do you want to join the Buttercult? [14 vote(s)]

Yes! I adore the Butter!
92.9%
No. Butter who?
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foxfyre


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As the founding member of the Buttercult, I'm posting some rules about joining.


1)  Must revere and worship Buttercup in all her wondrous glory.


2)  Must agree that everything is, in fact, better with Butter.


3)  Must add frequent mention of butter in their posts.  For example:  Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!


4)  Must be willing to self-mutilate as directed by the Buttercult founder.


5)  More rules as I arbitrarily apply them. 



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Cernunnos


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Can I join... Please?


I'm still trying to make it up to her when I jokingly made a comment and she took it as an insult...



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foxfyre


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oooooooo.  You'll have some serious ass-kissing & mutilation to do to make up for that.  You don't want to piss off Buttercup.  Begin now, and I'll see what I can do. 



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Buttercup


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Foxfyre, this is why you have such an exalted position within the Buttercult.

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foxfyre


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Buttercup wrote:

Foxfyre, this is why you have such an exalted position within the Buttercult.

That's because everything is better with Butter!

-- Edited by foxfyre at 21:38, 2006-09-24

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Cernunnos


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I will do my best... I'm really bad at this whole sub thing. I usually worship through ritual and such... I will chew my fingers bloody though if I must... I'll gladly kiss that buttery ass though....

-- Edited by Cernunnos at 21:39, 2006-09-24

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Plush


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What an excellent topic. Anything with butter is always better. How about a 3some? Me, Butter and Fox.

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foxfyre


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Cernunnos, Chewing your fingers bloody is a good start!  But it isn't merely my ass you must kiss to make amends. 

-- Edited by foxfyre at 21:41, 2006-09-24

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Easy Eman


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Who is this BUTTERNUT you'all keep talking about???


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


P.S.- Iam on nights now,  PLEASE CALL IF YOUR UP......
IO voted no fuckin way Iam joining her cult,,, WOW I was gonna spell it differently but I decided against that.  WImmen hate that term...



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foxfyre


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Plush wrote:

What an excellent topic. Anything with butter is always better. How about a 3some? Me, Butter and Fox.


Keep thinking...  Good try!



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Plush


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foxfyre wrote:

Plush wrote:

What an excellent topic. Anything with butter is always better. How about a 3some? Me, Butter and Fox.


Keep thinking...  Good try!


shit.

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Cernunnos


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Hell, I'm talking yours and hers... I'll kiss both of those beautiful buttery butts seperately and/or together...

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
foxfyre


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Easy Eman wrote:


Who is this BUTTERNUT you'all keep talking about???


 P.S.- Iam on nights now,  PLEASE CALL IF YOUR UP......
IO voted no fuckin way Iam joining her cult,,, WOW I was gonna spell it differently but I decided against that.  WImmen hate that term...



All phone calls are routed thru the Buttercult founder.  Oops.  You are disconnected.

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foxfyre


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Cernunnos wrote:

Hell, I'm talking yours and hers... I'll kiss both of those beautiful buttery butts seperately and/or together...

Good.  Keep up the good work.

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Easy Eman


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Cernunnos wrote:

  beautiful buttery butts

THere is BBB new NAME.  BEAUTIFUL BUTTERY BUTT.....



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Plush


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foxfyre wrote:

Easy Eman wrote:


Who is this BUTTERNUT you'all keep talking about???


 P.S.- Iam on nights now,  PLEASE CALL IF YOUR UP......
IO voted no fuckin way Iam joining her cult,,, WOW I was gonna spell it differently but I decided against that.  WImmen hate that term...



All phone calls are routed thru the Buttercult founder.  Oops.  You are disconnected.
ROFFLMFAO

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foxfyre


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Easy Eman wrote:


Cernunnos wrote:

  beautiful buttery butts

THere is BBB new NAME.  BEAUTIFUL BUTTERY BUTT.....



Take it out of the Buttercult thread & into the what shall we name BBB thread!

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Easy Eman


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Fuck, I gotta go to work....


 


 


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



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foxfyre


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Easy Eman wrote:


Fuck, I gotta go to work....


 


 


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



Serves you right!  Now, respect my authori-tie!

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Cernunnos


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Doed that mean that I am in Foxy???

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
foxfyre


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Oh, no.  Not yet.  It will take time to make amends & prove yourself worthy.

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Cernunnos


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I shall do all in my power... Who is the cur that said no to being in the Buttercult? 

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
foxfyre


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Easy E-man?  He thinks he is a badass.  But he would be the first in line to bow down before Butter. 

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USofGay


I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

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22 replies for this shit.......  SB is going to give me a handjob, and I get like 5!!!!   WTF!!!!

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foxfyre


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Hmmmm, I wonder if that means that everyone loves Butter?  I think it does! 


Jealous, sweetie?  I replied in that thread, too.



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Plush


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hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Beer please

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Let me see ...    past history of good deeds done in Butter Butts honer should land me a honorary membership....


http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=75553&p=3&topicID=5699050



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foxfyre


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Straight Up wrote:


Let me see ...    past history of good deeds done in Butter Butts honer should land me a honorary membership....


http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?forumID=75553&p=3&topicID=5699050



Not bad, but there is no such thing as honorary inclusion.  Go mutilate... something...  and then come back and talk to me.  Oh- and it can't be IO. 

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Beer please

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foxfyre wrote:


 
Not bad, but there is no such thing as honorary inclusion.  Go mutilate... something...  and then come back and talk to me.  Oh- and it can't be IO. 


Authority is what I like to mutilate the most...    So screw you..   I'm an honorary member and you can kiss Butters Buttery Butt....


 


Love ya baby....



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foxfyre


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Straight Up wrote:

Authority is what I like to mutilate the most...    So screw you..   I'm an honorary member and you can kiss Butters Buttery Butt....

 


Love ya baby....




Oh, no you are not!


And oh, yes I did. (why does that wink look so retarded?)



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