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Do you want to join the Buttercult? [14 vote(s)]

Yes! I adore the Butter!
92.9%
No. Butter who?
7.1%


Beer please

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RE: The Buttercult


I'm not huh.....      I've actually buttered Butters butt....


 


Have you...


Yes I am.....



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Buttercult Founder

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You are not going to draw me into a yes I have no you haven't yes I am no you're not argument.  So there, SU! 




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BITCH

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Easy Eman wrote:


 

 


P.S.- Iam on nights now,  PLEASE CALL IF YOUR UP......
IO voted no fuckin way Iam joining her cult,,, WOW I was gonna spell it differently but I decided against that.  WImmen hate that term...





Easy there EasyEman   .... I haven't even voted yet...and what is this about an IO cult????


and... are you asking me to call??  have we ever spoke before???



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Buttercult Founder

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Inside Out wrote:



Easy Eman wrote:


 

 


P.S.- Iam on nights now,  PLEASE CALL IF YOUR UP......
IO voted no fuckin way Iam joining her cult,,, WOW I was gonna spell it differently but I decided against that.  WImmen hate that term...





Easy there EasyEman   .... I haven't even voted yet...and what is this about an IO cult????


and... are you asking me to call??  have we ever spoke before???




  He may have been drinking...  He was asking Butter to call him (I think) and making up lies about you. 

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Beer please

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foxfyre wrote:



You are not going to draw me into a yes I have no you haven't yes I am no you're not argument.  So there, SU! 





Great ....  I win  ....  I win ....

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Straight Up wrote:



foxfyre wrote:



You are not going to draw me into a yes I have no you haven't yes I am no you're not argument.  So there, SU! 





Great ....  I win  ....  I win ....



Not exactly, merry sunshine. 

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An Irish Cop

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So, what else must I do?

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Buttercult Founder

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Well, send a pic of your bloody fingers for one...  And continue, throughout various threads, to show your worship of Buttercup. 

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Beer please

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Cernunnos wrote:


So, what else must I do?


Nothing...  just tell her to kiss your butt and be the member you know you can bee...

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I just love kissing (and licking) buttery asses.  Oh....and any other buttered parts...



-- Edited by phoenixrose at 23:11, 2006-09-24

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It shall be done...

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...


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USofAcop wrote:


22 replies for this shit.......  SB is going to give me a handjob, and I get like 5!!!!   WTF!!!!


Try buttering that thang of yours if you want more attention.    Oh, and BTW, I'd do better than a hand job...but than, I'm just a bitch.  Sigh. 


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Beer please

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Cernunnos wrote:


It shall be done...


wus

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Hmmmmmmm....is this going to be a pissing contest?


Can I watch?


Can I play with the toys?


Please?




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Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

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The Lady Buttercup has my vote!!

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An Irish Cop

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Call me a Wus all ya like SU... I like BC. I'll be in her cult any day, and I won't bully my way in. That might annoy her. Don't wish to annoy BC...

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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...


Beer please

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Cernunnos wrote:


Call me a Wus all ya like SU... I like BC. I'll be in her cult any day, and I won't bully my way in. That might annoy her. Don't wish to annoy BC...



WUS...   I'd fight for Butter any day..   any time...    any place...


It's my thread thats a sticky and the original thread for all to show their love to Butter....


So what that means is any one that tries to stop me from showing the love has a whooping coming their way....


 



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Beer please

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Now for a few fun facts....


I started Ode To Butter Cup on Feb. 3


FF was not a member here till Feb. 26    A full 23 days after


She did not show her love in Ode To Butter Cup until 3 days ago....


She can be the founder of the cult,   But I deserve to be an honorary member...



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Actually Butter & I joined O.com at the same time; I used to show her my love and worship then.  'kay, SU? 

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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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There is plenty of room in the Buttercult for everyone.

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Beer please

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Buttercup wrote:


There is plenty of room in the Buttercult for everyone.



See....   Butter says thiers is plenty of room for my ....ego....   I mean me in the Buttercult


Besides ...   I love you to ...   just not as much



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Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

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Foxfyre is correct, though. I've known her for a long time.

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Woooohoooo, I voted I adore the butter.

I want in the buttercult. :)

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Beer please

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Buttercup wrote:


Foxfyre is correct, though. I've known her for a long time.


Well...   if she lets me in or not ....   you will always be my number two Butter

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Straight Up wrote:


Well...   if she lets me in or not ....   you will always be my number two Butter



Here's a quiz for you, SU.  Answer this & we'll see. 


Suppose you're driving from LA into NYC. You hit the first good peak in the Rockies & you see a sign that says Truckers, real curvy, 3 mile downhill run, use low low gear. It's 2:30 a.m., and your partners all scrunched up on the seat sleeping. You make it up over the top. The first half mile down things are going good, and you tap the brakes. Nothing. Panic. Nothing happens at all. You make it go around the 1st curve, and and like that 40 footer just glides around. Things are looking good. Til you see the second curve, and a volkswagon sitting up on a jack. And coming up the other way is a fuel oil truck in low low gear. What would you do?



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sparky wrote:


Woooohoooo, I voted I adore the butter.

I want in the buttercult. :)



Have you read, agree to, and plan to adhere to the rules?

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I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

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foxfyre wrote:



Straight Up wrote:


Well...   if she lets me in or not ....   you will always be my number two Butter



Here's a quiz for you, SU.  Answer this & we'll see. 


Suppose you're driving from LA into NYC. You hit the first good peak in the Rockies & you see a sign that says Truckers, real curvy, 3 mile downhill run, use low low gear. It's 2:30 a.m., and your partners all scrunched up on the seat sleeping. You make it up over the top. The first half mile down things are going good, and you tap the brakes. Nothing. Panic. Nothing happens at all. You make it go around the 1st curve, and and like that 40 footer just glides around. Things are looking good. Til you see the second curve, and a volkswagon sitting up on a jack. And coming up the other way is a fuel oil truck in low low gear. What would you do?





The real question is, why aren't his breaks working?



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USofAcop wrote:



foxfyre wrote: The real question is, why aren't his breaks working?




Because you messed with them at his last stop, knowing he'd be going down the mountain. 


 



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Beer please

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foxfyre wrote:



Straight Up wrote:


Well...   if she lets me in or not ....   you will always be my number two Butter



Here's a quiz for you, SU.  Answer this & we'll see. 


Suppose you're driving from LA into NYC. You hit the first good peak in the Rockies & you see a sign that says Truckers, real curvy, 3 mile downhill run, use low low gear. It's 2:30 a.m., and your partners all scrunched up on the seat sleeping. You make it up over the top. The first half mile down things are going good, and you tap the brakes. Nothing. Panic. Nothing happens at all. You make it go around the 1st curve, and and like that 40 footer just glides around. Things are looking good. Til you see the second curve, and a volkswagon sitting up on a jack. And coming up the other way is a fuel oil truck in low low gear. What would you do?






Thats easy....   Wake up IO ....   cause she ain't never seen a truck wreck like we are fixing to have....


Then make sure I have my " I love Butter " card in my wallet



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Straight Up wrote:


Here's a quiz for you, SU.  Answer this & we'll see. 

Suppose you're driving from LA into NYC. You hit the first good peak in the Rockies & you see a sign that says Truckers, real curvy, 3 mile downhill run, use low low gear. It's 2:30 a.m., and your partners all scrunched up on the seat sleeping. You make it up over the top. The first half mile down things are going good, and you tap the brakes. Nothing. Panic. Nothing happens at all. You make it go around the 1st curve, and and like that 40 footer just glides around. Things are looking good. Til you see the second curve, and a volkswagon sitting up on a jack. And coming up the other way is a fuel oil truck in low low gear. What would you do?







Thats easy....   Wake up IO ....   cause she ain't never seen a truck wreck like we are fixing to have....


Then make sure I have my " I love Butter " card in my wallet





Give the man a cigar & his official, numbered Buttercult membership card! 


(can anyone make one w/ photoshop?)



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