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My day got good then went downhill.


Well it started like any other day really, only difference was I actually had to do some work at work, I have not done any proper work for ages, that's cool though, I got to play around and still managed to get some overtime in as well.

Then out of the blue, our ex secretary turned up, she looked stunning and I would of done her there and then. The day she left us was an awesome one as I wrestled and groped her during a water pistol fight that we were having on a really hot summer's day. Thing is though, she is now a hooker, which makes me question whether I really would do her. She was telling us about how she only has to work three nights a week and does up to six guys a night, she is earning a fortune though.

I personally think she is kind of screwed up though, to be coming in and even admitting to what she does now, let alone telling us all about it.

Anyway it was nice seeing her again, just for the hard on side of it. :)

Then my day went downhill when I was driving home, my timing belt broke on the car, the car made some weird noises then died. I think the engine might be fucked. I am taking tomorrow off work to start working on it to see if it is worth repairing properly, otherwise a new car is needed.

My car has been gradually falling apart anyway, both front windows don't open, the sunroof don't open, the radio only works when it wants to (which is hardly ever), the car is a pig to start sometimes, and so on and so forth.

So for now I have borrowed my dads car, it is so nice to have music again, I was dancing whilst driving home from my parents to my house after picking it up.

Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.
sigh.

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 "I personally think she is kind of screwed up though, to be coming in and even admitting to what she does now, let alone telling us all about it."


 


Sparky, people in SOB are screwed up way before they get there. No one really wakes up and says I want to make my life asa porn start,hooker or what ever. Most have been abuse,raped or otherwised screwed, and they just turn it on them to get money for it now. (sex that is)


 


"My car has been gradually falling apart anyway, both front windows don't open, the sunroof don't open, the radio only works when it wants to (which is hardly ever), the car is a pig to start sometimes, and so on and so forth." sounds female. (that means its a bitch)


 


yes it sounds like you had a crappy day. sorry. Have a couple of beers, and relax. I hope friday doesnt fry you badly. I hope it turns out good and rosy. TRUST ME IT DOES GET BETTER.


 


 



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Well it started like any other day really, only difference was I actually had to do some work at work, I have not done any proper work for ages, that's cool though, I got to play around and still managed to get some overtime in as well. Then out of the blue, our ex secretary turned up, she looked stunning and I would of done her there and then. The day she left us was an awesome one as I wrestled and groped her during a water pistol fight that we were having on a really hot summer's day. Thing is though, she is now a hooker, which makes me question whether I really would do her. She was telling us about how she only has to work three nights a week and does up to six guys a night, she is earning a fortune though. I personally think she is kind of screwed up though, to be coming in and even admitting to what she does now, let alone telling us all about it. Anyway it was nice seeing her again, just for the hard on side of it. :) Then my day went downhill when I was driving home, my timing belt broke on the car, the car made some weird noises then died. I think the engine might be fucked. I am taking tomorrow off work to start working on it to see if it is worth repairing properly, otherwise a new car is needed. My car has been gradually falling apart anyway, both front windows don't open, the sunroof don't open, the radio only works when it wants to (which is hardly ever), the car is a pig to start sometimes, and so on and so forth. So for now I have borrowed my dads car, it is so nice to have music again, I was dancing whilst driving home from my parents to my house after picking it up. Can't wait to see what tomorrow brings. sigh.



 


DAMN!!!!  hate it when those things happen on any day, let alone the same day!!!!


That noise???  Probabely the valves smashing to pieces againts the pistons.



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That noise???  Probabely the valves smashing to pieces againts the pistons.




Yeah I know. :(

If thats the case for sure, then the car is going to car heaven, I ain't spending any more money on it.
It has been a piece of shit all the time that I have owned it.

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sparky wrote:



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That noise???  Probabely the valves smashing to pieces againts the pistons.






Yeah I know. :(

If thats the case for sure, then the car is going to car heaven, I ain't spending any more money on it.
It has been a piece of shit all the time that I have owned it.




Well, you could take up man-whoring, do six customers 3 days a week, and you will be sitting pretty!!!




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dont tell him that. thats your job, (at night of course)



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Well, you could take up man-whoring, do six customers 3 days a week, and you will be sitting pretty!!!





Hmmmmmm, got me thinking then............I even googled male escort agencies, but soon got bored and thought I would check out the agency that the ex secretary belongs to.

Heres her pics:









They are not allowed to show their faces on the site for some reason, it wasn't me that blurred it out.

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I think I seen one just like that in Vegas last night....

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sparky wrote:

USofAcop wrote:


Well, you could take up man-whoring, do six customers 3 days a week, and you will be sitting pretty!!!





Hmmmmmm, got me thinking then............I even googled male escort agencies, but soon got bored and thought I would check out the agency that the ex secretary belongs to.

Heres her pics:









They are not allowed to show their faces on the site for some reason, it wasn't me that blurred it out.


Very nice boobies. yum

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Actually TC, I have found a few ladies, over the last few years, that got into stripping and porn because they wanted to. Not abused or anything like that. They did it because they liked the attention they recieved. And not all of that attention is bad either. As there are guys like me that like to go and talk to the girls and get to know them. The last time I went to the strip club I spent 3 hours talking to the girl before I asked her for a dance. She said that that was happening more and more... The girls are getting smarter and less easily manipulated.

She considered any male that walked into her club a 'mark'. She rapidly realized that I knew the game and was not a mark, but rather had lured her... Teehee. (Anyone wanting to learn how to get the girl to come straight to you lemme know and I'll tell ya. It'll even work on the guys [for you USofA])

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Plush ....   You would love Vegas ...   Everywhere you look  there is a edible little creature  within arms length ....    So much to choose from,....   So little time....


and IO watching my every move...   damn....



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Plush wrote:

Very nice boobies. yum


Oh they are, I know, I have groped them. :)

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so was that her in one of the pics?


 


 


or just replying your time with her?



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That is her in all the pics.

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Straight Up wrote:

Plush ....   You would love Vegas ...   Everywhere you look  there is a edible little creature  within arms length ....    So much to choose from,....   So little time....


and IO watching my every move...   damn....



I will be prepared next time. I love vegas, i could have a lot of secrets to hold now that I am older and know what i like. I was young last time was there and to afraid to act. Won't happen again. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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WHORE!!!!!!!!!!



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USofAcop wrote:














 


WHORE!!!!!!!!!!







 


 


So if Sparky posted male pictures then I guess that male would be a


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


MAN WHORE!!


 


I agree nice boobies and legs.



-- Edited by BlahBlahBlah at 21:58, 2006-10-05

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I would agree, she is a pretty good looker.  BUT----------


 



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I hope that today is better for you, Sparky.

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Nice roots......good laser job ...dont know what her real hair color is.


At least her breast look real....not distorted and filled with chemicals; that is way more feminine that engorged silicone mammary glands. Her legs are pretty, but to skinny....I could snap them in two if she bugs me.


 


She doesn't look like a prostitute....more like a call-girl, pay as you lay kind of gal. What does her face look like? Or does that not matter since she is such a delicate little flower wearing teenie tiny britches? 



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Buttercup wrote:

I hope that today is better for you, Sparky.


Today was better, a lot better.

I drove around from 8am to 9:30am trying to find a cheap car to buy (I really don't want to be spending too much at the moment). I had to get to my parents by 10am though because they needed their car to go out. Once they had gone I started to strip mine down, the belt had not broke after all. The belt tensioner had fallen apart which made the belt jump a couple of teeth, which ruined the engine. I was looking at about £200 to mend it using a mixture of new and used parts. The car is not even worth much more than £200, so I decided there and then that it had to go.

I went and jumped on the computer to get some car dealer phone numbers and started phoning around, asking whether they had any trade ins that they wanted to knock out cheap. Luckily one within 2 minutes walk of my parents house had one that they would let go for £40.

What was I letting myself in for?
That was really scraping the bottom of the barrel, but I had to go for it. So I walked round to the dealer and had a look, it started ok, everything worked, it looks a bit tatty but that is easily sorted.

I said I would take it, then got talking about what had happened to mine, it just happened that they were about to take on an accident repair of a car the same as mine and asked how much they could have mine for. I said I would just do a straight swap with them.

So I ended up with a car that totally works (I do have to do a bit of work to make it road legal, which I will start tomorrow), and they have ended up with a car that they can strip down to repair the other one that needs to be done.

I am so happy now, just hope it proves to be as good as I think. I told my eldest boy that he can have the car when I am done with it.

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USofAcop wrote:














 


WHORE!!!!!!!!!!







 


 


So if Sparky posted male pictures then I guess that male would be a


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


MAN WHORE!!


 


I agree nice boobies and legs.



-- Edited by BlahBlahBlah at 21:58, 2006-10-05




If he was a self admitted "escort", YES!!!



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Bread Styx wrote:

Nice roots......good laser job ...dont know what her real hair color is.


Brown.


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At least her breast look real....not distorted and filled with chemicals; that is way more feminine that engorged silicone mammary glands.


I forgot to mention the reason why she popped in to see us...................she was on her way to the breast enlargement clinic for a consultation.
There are six of us guys where I work and we all told her she was mad, any girl that has a boob job looks so unattractive afterwards, but she would not listen.

I have never yet met a guy who likes girls with boob jobs.

Maybe some girls feel so insecure about themselves that they really feel that they need to do it or something.

Bread Styx wrote:

Her legs are pretty, but to skinny....


She could of wrapped them around my neck six months ago. I would not of complained.

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If he was a self admitted "escort", YES!!!


How weird is that????????

The car I got today is a ford escort.

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If he was a self admitted "escort", YES!!!




How weird is that????????

The car I got today is a ford escort.




Ehumm... BC, I think Sparky is a man-whore! (hint hint)



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sparky wrote:



USofAcop wrote:



If he was a self admitted "escort", YES!!!




How weird is that????????

The car I got today is a ford escort.




Ehumm... BC, I think Sparky is a man-whore! (hint hint)




And to think I didn't even have to get out my ruby red slippers and click my heals three times!

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And to think I didn't even have to get out my ruby red slippers and click my heals three times!



You save those ruby red slipper clad feet for something else.

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