EMERGENCY ROOM The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of
quicker emergency service.
(let the flames hit my ass now. A friend sent me this as an e mail)
Hey, anyone hear what happened with those border patrol guys on trial? I have to check that out. That was a travesty of the law, if ever there was one.
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