this lady i know had her ex-husband (now) cheat on her, so she scrubbed all his underware with steel wool-leaving tiny little metal fibers that got stuck and were oh so itchy in just the wrong places.
Yes, we can be total and complete idiots some days... I mean obliviously stupid. Glaringly, blindingly thick... Yup, we certainly can.
Can you forgive us?
-- Edited by Cernunnos at 21:32, 2006-10-22
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Cernunnos wrote: Yes, we can be total and complete idiots some days... I mean obliviously stupid. Glaringly, blindingly thick... Yup, we certainly can.
Okay, you've done your penance now. You can get up off your knees.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Liberty, love! These two I need. For my love I will sacrifice life, for liberty I will sacrifice my love." - Sándor Petőfi
You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Um, last I checked NM was about 5', I would be closer to breast height if I was upright on my knees. Now, if I was sitting on my ankles, that's more like belly button...
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Cernunnos wrote: Um, last I checked NM was about 5', I would be closer to breast height if I was upright on my knees. Now, if I was sitting on my ankles, that's more like belly button...
Of course, none of that matters when you are horizontal.
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
"Liberty, love! These two I need. For my love I will sacrifice life, for liberty I will sacrifice my love." - Sándor Petőfi
You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Well, this tread is pathetic.!!!! Yes, men do have issue’s, but if we are going to make this a sexist thing, then PLEASE………………….!!!!!! Like women are put together right! LOL
Well, this tread is pathetic.!!!! Yes, men do have issue’s, but if we are going to make this a sexist thing, then PLEASE………………….!!!!!! Like women are put together right! LOL
That is what I am saying, hell they bleed every month, something has to be wrong in the blue prints