Are there any special events or anything going on? Or what about a cider mill or a haunted house or something like that? It's tough to say without knowing more about her.
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throw your date in a tub full of ice, while bound, gagged and ducttaped and beat him with a coat hanger while listening The Yellow Submarine. thats hot.
Sideshow wrote: throw your date in a tub full of ice, while bound, gagged and ducttaped and beat him with a coat hanger while listening The Yellow Submarine. thats hot.
Hmmmm. . . except for the ice, that sounds like a good idea to me!
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Sideshow wrote: throw your date in a tub full of ice, while bound, gagged and ducttaped and beat him with a coat hanger while listening The Yellow Submarine. thats hot.
Her date would be female, not male.
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Sideshow wrote: throw your date in a tub full of ice, while bound, gagged and ducttaped and beat him with a coat hanger while listening The Yellow Submarine. thats hot.
Photogrrlz wrote: Oh BTW, it has been decided we are going to see the ballet " Legend of Sleepy Hollow "
HAHAHA NOT, really?
Go to the local Haunted Houses, that makes her scared and you the good guy, I mean good girl to make her feel safe and jump in your arms at every BOO...
End the night in a sweaty heap of female flesh on flesh, AT MY HOUSE
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Photogrrlz wrote: Oh BTW, it has been decided we are going to see the ballet " Legend of Sleepy Hollow "
HAHAHA NOT, really?
Go to the local Haunted Houses, that makes her scared and you the good guy, I mean good girl to make her feel safe and jump in your arms at every BOO...
End the night in a sweaty heap of female flesh on flesh, AT MY HOUSE
Oh, yeah.....would love to capture the look on Mrs, E's face when she sees that......
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End the night in a sweaty heap of female flesh on flesh, AT MY HOUSE
Oh, yeah.....would love to capture the look on Mrs, E's face when she sees that...... Problem would be, SHE IS NEVER FUKING HOME. She is at school this morning. I wake up around 9 and she is leaving. I go downstairs,clean up a bit, eat breffast and she calls. Neighbor is ppicking up our daughter and her son from K at 11:30. Half day Kindergarted SUCKS. She takes them TO MY HOUSE. Neighbor goes to work. OK They're good together, playing making a mess etc. Wife calls and tells me "Are they ok?, Iam picking up Co....{thts her cousins baby} and will be home by 2:30" OK great. THEN what is she doing???
GOING TO WORK. Now Ill have 3 kids, then when my son gets home from shcool, I will have 4 maybe 5 kids if the other kids come over. NICE huh...
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Plush wrote: I didn't see her as a ballet type girl. :pound:
Take her to an art gallery, then to dinner and finish with a coffee shop. Then take her home and gently push her against the house and go in for the kiss. Then gently but firmly rub her buttocks while kissing her neck. See if she invites you in for a nitecap...See above for the flesh on flesh heap...
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Problem would be, SHE IS NEVER FUKING HOME. She is at school this morning. I wake up around 9 and she is leaving. I go downstairs,clean up a bit, eat breffast and she calls. Neighbor is ppicking up our daughter and her son from K at 11:30. Half day Kindergarted SUCKS. She takes them TO MY HOUSE. Neighbor goes to work. OK They're good together, playing making a mess etc. Wife calls and tells me "Are they ok?, Iam picking up Co....{thts her cousins baby} and will be home by 2:30" OK great. THEN what is she doing???
GOING TO WORK. Now Ill have 3 kids, then when my son gets home from shcool, I will have 4 maybe 5 kids if the other kids come over. NICE huh...
damn E-
you are multiplig faster then rabbits.
but at least they are good, and she brings you coffee in the morning. *snicker *snicker*
Problem would be, SHE IS NEVER FUKING HOME. She is at school this morning. I wake up around 9 and she is leaving. I go downstairs,clean up a bit, eat breffast and she calls. Neighbor is ppicking up our daughter and her son from K at 11:30. Half day Kindergarted SUCKS. She takes them TO MY HOUSE. Neighbor goes to work. OK They're good together, playing making a mess etc. Wife calls and tells me "Are they ok?, Iam picking up Co....{thts her cousins baby} and will be home by 2:30" OK great. THEN what is she doing???
GOING TO WORK. Now Ill have 3 kids, then when my son gets home from shcool, I will have 4 maybe 5 kids if the other kids come over. NICE huh...
damn E-
you are multiplig faster then rabbits.
but at least they are good, and she brings you coffee in the morning. *snicker *snicker*
Fuk you, actually things are good right now. The neighbors neice came over and got the one kid. Wife came home with her cousins kid and didnt leave him here. She just picked him up from daycare and on the wayu to work is dropping him off. So Iam down to 2 kids MINE and no wife. Nothing new for a day off...
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Gee, guess who is back at MY house??? yep the neighbor kids. Both of them. I am gonna start to charge for babysitting or running a daycare. They must like my kids toys. Iam throwing them all out...
Sorry Texas for the fcuk you comment. it didnt sound right on here. Better in my head.
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Photogrrlz wrote: Oh BTW, it has been decided we are going to see the ballet " Legend of Sleepy Hollow "
HAHAHA NOT, really?
Go to the local Haunted Houses, that makes her scared and you the good guy, I mean good girl to make her feel safe and jump in your arms at every BOO...
End the night in a sweaty heap of female flesh on flesh, AT MY HOUSE
Ummmm EMan.... She puts the E in Evil she would be the one prtecting me...lol
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