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Mr. Cool

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Holy crap what did I just do!!


 I just got home from work, another QUIET fuckin day in the 'burbs.  I stopped by Sheetz to get some milk and was jonesing for some sugar.  I coulda went right home for some Ice Cream but NOooooo I gotta buy some Peanut Butter DOTS.  Them is goooood.


Peanut butter cookies with huge chunks of Penis butter in them...


Yeah Like Iam getting to sleep soon AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.


Fucking STEELERS lose to Oakland



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Must be nice. I got spit in the face by the victim of a domestic for taking her hubby to jail for her X3 black eye.


 


Some people love getting the shit beat out of them. And I am the bad guy.


 


Though I do wish the W/C would get off his ass and get me some ice cream on days like that.



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Easy Eman wrote:

 I just got home from work, another QUIET fuckin day in the 'burbs.  I stopped by Sheetz to get some milk and was jonesing for some sugar.  I coulda went right home for some Ice Cream but NOooooo I gotta buy some Peanut Butter DOTS.  Them is goooood.


Peanut butter cookies with huge chunks of Penis butter in them...


Yeah Like Iam getting to sleep soon AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.


Fucking STEELERS lose to Oakland





Uh... "Peanut butter cookies with huge chunks of Penis butter in them..." Freudian Slip?!?

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Very observant oh young padowan.   It was intentional. BUT NO Iam not gay.  NOT that theres anything WROOONG with that.  Just ask UsofA

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Noooo... I am not saying there is anything wrong with being gay. UsofA was one of the first ones to "welcome" me here. I just think that even gay men don't like to eat chunks of penis in cookies either.

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ejay wrote:



Must be nice. I got spit in the face by the victim of a domestic for taking her hubby to jail for her X3 black eye.


 


Some people love getting the shit beat out of them. And I am the bad guy.


 


Though I do wish the W/C would get off his ass and get me some ice cream on days like that.






I've only been spit in the face onetime. And that was back when I worked for the tranist company. It was some crazy punk rock chick I was bouncing out of a station. I stopped, took a deep breath, wiped my face and walked away. I left her standing there. I got on a train and went to my report location, booked off, got in my car and drove back to beat the shit out her. Needless to say she was long gone.


I saw her a couple of years later. She had matured, taken out all her face piercings, and was sober. I walked over and introduced myself to her and we had a really nice conversation in which was apologized. Though, the little bit of darkness that resides in me couldn't help but tell her that if I would have found her, I would have beaten the shit out of her.


To date, that was the only time I consided hitting a woman. And I am glad it worked out.


Sometimes the public just sucks ass.


And becareful with what you wish for Ejay. You could end up with a Dairy Queen right next door to your office, like me. Then on fridays you'll end up eating 3 icecream sandwiches on the drive home!!


 


 


 



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Yeah, your right.


 


Besides, it was a dry spit cause she was so cotton mouth from screaming at us.


I didn't get any in my eyes or mouth but I still used a decon kit cause she is "questionable".


 


Dumb bitch. Maybe when he kills her she will realize what we are trying to do for her.


 


BTW, someone say penisbutter?



 


Nothing goes better with penisbutter than pussy!



-- Edited by ejay at 01:21, 2006-10-30

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Easy Eman wrote:

 I just got home from work, another QUIET fuckin day in the 'burbs.  I stopped by Sheetz to get some milk and was jonesing for some sugar.  I coulda went right home for some Ice Cream but NOooooo I gotta buy some Peanut Butter DOTS.  Them is goooood.


Peanut butter cookies with huge chunks of Penis butter in them...


Yeah Like Iam getting to sleep soon AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.


Fucking STEELERS lose to Oakland





SQUEELERS SUCK

GO BROWNS, BET THEM JETS


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what you should have bought is a sunday cone


 


 



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^^ok, whats a sunday cone?^^


 


I did get to sleep and i woke up like 3 times.  Could be the SUGAR RUSH....


Oh well. I feel like crap today, chest cold still hanging on, think its time to go to a doctor?



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Easy Eman wrote:



 I just got home from work, another QUIET ------ day in the 'burbs.  I stopped by Sheetz to get some milk and was jonesing for some sugar.  I coulda went right home for some Ice Cream but NOooooo I gotta buy some Peanut Butter DOTS.  Them is goooood.


Peanut butter cookies with huge chunks of Penis butter in them...


Yeah Like Iam getting to sleep soon AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.


------- STEELERS lose to Oakland




Okay...NOW I'm hungry.  I WANT some!

-- Edited by phoenixrose at 17:22, 2006-10-30

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phoenixrose wrote:

Easy Eman wrote:



 I just got home from work, another QUIET ------ day in the 'burbs.  I stopped by Sheetz to get some milk and was jonesing for some sugar.  I coulda went right home for some Ice Cream but NOooooo I gotta buy some Peanut Butter DOTS.  Them is goooood.


Peanut butter cookies with huge chunks of Penis butter in them...


Yeah Like Iam getting to sleep soon AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.


------- STEELERS lose to Oakland




Okay...NOW I'm hungry.  I WANT some!

-- Edited by phoenixrose at 17:22, 2006-10-30


You horny bitch.

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Easy Eman wrote:



 I just got home from work, another QUIET fuckin day in the 'burbs.  I stopped by Sheetz to get some milk and was jonesing for some sugar.  I coulda went right home for some Ice Cream but NOooooo I gotta buy some Peanut Butter DOTS.  Them is goooood.


Peanut butter cookies with huge chunks of Penis butter in them...


Yeah Like Iam getting to sleep soon AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.


Fucking STEELERS lose to Oakland






OMG the Steelers lost to the Raiders. Damn the Raiders are kickin some ass.



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Stacy wrote:



Easy Eman wrote:




 I just got home from work, another QUIET fuckin day in the 'burbs.  I stopped by Sheetz to get some milk and was jonesing for some sugar.  I coulda went right home for some Ice Cream but NOooooo I gotta buy some Peanut Butter DOTS.  Them is goooood.



Peanut butter cookies with huge chunks of Penis butter in them...



Yeah Like Iam getting to sleep soon AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.



Fucking STEELERS lose to Oakland







Uh... "Peanut butter cookies with huge chunks of Penis butter in them..." Freudian Slip?!?




 


I noticed the same thing but I figured since I was going to tease him that his team lost to Raiders that was enough.



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phoenixrose wrote:




Peanut butter cookies with huge chunks of Penis butter in them...


Yeah Like Iam getting to sleep soon AND I HAVE A HEADACHE.


------- STEELERS lose to Oakland




Okay...NOW I'm hungry.  I WANT some!

-- Edited by phoenixrose at 17:22, 2006-10-30




THATS the response I was lookin for,


Thanks Phoe....



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that is a good question easy e


 


 


try this



 


yes that is a sunday cone and also called a drumstick



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