Shit

Straight Up · Beer please

RE: Shit

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Straight Up wrote:

Well .....seen as were on this subject .....

I just cut a brown log at least a foot long .......PHEW......

Part of it floated while the other half snaked down the hole .....

Can you read these things like tea leaves ???? Wonder what mine had to say about my future .....

I think it is saying you are eating a lot more than you think you are.

Plush · Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

eltsacon wrote:

There you go. Life already full of shit and you want to dig for more!!! LOL

ROFFLMFAO.....smartass.

Straight Up · Beer please

Bread Styx wrote:

Straight Up wrote:

Well .....seen as were on this subject .....

I just cut a brown log at least a foot long .......PHEW......

Part of it floated while the other half snaked down the hole .....

Can you read these things like tea leaves ???? Wonder what mine had to say about my future .....

I think it is saying you are eating a lot more than you think you are.

Must be those Kibbles n Bits IO keeps feeding me

Inside Out · BITCH

This is three pages on "Shit"

How much can be said about "Shit"

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Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Inside Out wrote:

This is three pages on "Shit"

How much can be said about "Shit"

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A lot.....since we are all full of it!

Straight Up · Beer please

Inside Out wrote:

This is three pages on "Shit"

How much can be said about "Shit"

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Hell lady ......I've been listening to you talk shit for over 20 years now ....

Look who's talking

Sweet · Hooker

OMW! I read this entire thread. And now I think....Poop is fun!

Inside Out · BITCH

Sweet wrote:

OMW! I read this entire thread. And now I think....Poop is fun!

... ... ...

Inside Out · BITCH

Straight Up wrote:

Inside Out wrote:

This is three pages on "Shit"

How much can be said about "Shit"

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Hell lady ......I've been listening to you talk shit for over 20 years now ....

Look who's talking

Coming from one that is 99% Bull Shit!! ... What else do you expect me to talk to you about? ...

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

SO, with POOP and SHIT being so fun are we going to have a Shitin and poopin party?

WHo wants to host the shit party?

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

I will bring the Charmin; will you bring the nuts?

GPOC · Yeah babycakes, I'm back

I shit my pants today....was driving and couldn't hold it any longer

not good

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

GPOC wrote:

I shit my pants today....was driving and couldn't hold it any longer

not good

GPOCs always perfectly timing his shitty posts..

laboo · Boobs

Well Shit looks like it's the topic of the day!!!!

Straight Up · Beer please

laboo wrote:

Well Shit looks like it's the topic of the day!!!!

Yea ....well ....Have we had enough of this shit or will we continue tomorrow ????

Stay tuned to this shitty thread and find out if shit really does roll down hill .....

CTR man · Sweetypeach

So does anybody know where the origin of the word shit came from?

Claim: The word "shit" comes from an acronym for "Ship High in Transit."

Status: False.

Examples:

[Collected on the Internet, 2002]
History in the making!!!!
Fabulous bit of historical knowledge: Ever wonder where the word shit comes from ... well here it is
Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was back then) by ship ... well in dry form it weighs a lot less, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, and one of the by products is methane gas . . . and as the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen, methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern . . . BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that the bundles of manure where always stamped with the term S.H.I.T on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit". In other words high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.
Bet you didn't know that one.

[Collected on the Internet, 1999]
In the 1800's, cow pie's were collected on the prairie and boxed and loaded on steam ships to burn instead of wood. Wood was not only hard to find, but heavy to move around and store.
When the boxes of cow pie's were in the sun for days on board the ships, they would smell bad. So when the manure was boxed up, they stamped the outside of the box, S.H.I.T. . . which means Ship High In Transit.
When people came aboard the ship and said,"Oh what is that smell!" They were told it was shit.
That is where the saying came from . . . It smells like shit!

Origins: This

sorry piece of codswallop Fresh farm air about exploding ships appears to have begun its Internet life in February 2002. Its cousin, the "bad smelling steamship fuel" tale (second example quoted above), began its online life as an April 1999 post to the USENET discussion list rec.humor. Akin to the faux etymology of the word 'fuck' a specious acronym has once again been claimed as the origin of yet another term beloved of potty-mouths everywhere.

We could launch into a long, involved discussion of ancient shipping practices, methane production and properties, and Internet leg-pulls, but we'll spare you all that, as the fanciful stories listed can easily be debunked as the product of someone's wild imaginings through linguistic means.

The word shit entered modern English language derived from the Old English nouns scite and the Middle Low German schite, both meaning "dung," and the Old English noun scitte, meaning "diarrhea." Our most treasured cuss word has been with us a long time, showing up in written works both as a noun and as a verb as far back as the 14th century.

Scite can trace its roots back to the proto-Germanic root skit-, which brought us the German scheisse, Dutch schijten, Swedish skita, and Danish skide. Skit- comes from the Indo-European root skheid- for "split, divide, separate," thus shit is distantly related to schism and schist. (If you're wondering what a verb root for the act of separating one thing from another would have to do with excrement, it was in the sense of the body's eliminating its waste — "separating" from it, so to speak. Sort of the opposite of today's "getting one's shit together.")

Barbara "shit disturber" Mikkelson

Last updated: 13 August 2002

The URL for this page is http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/shit.asp

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

how much mre shit can we really discuss...

BTW- thanks SU- I might read that. I like snope.

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

Waiting, Waitin, waiting,,

I took another pill, waiting for my bowel war to kick in...

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Easy Eman wrote:

Waiting, Waitin, waiting,,

I took another pill, waiting for my bowel war to kick in...

That side effect is lasting a long time......ya sure its a side effect and not a bowel problem stemming from bad food?

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

Nope, Iam sure its the med. I took the first does as a double pill. Recommended by the doc. That got my bowels uproarious.

Yesterday was better but not good. Today so far, ok. Its been about 30 minutes.

I eat the same stuff,

breakfast either- PBandJ, or 2 CHoc. chip waffles and one honey oat waffle, or cereal Grape-Nut flakes and Frosted mini-wheats

lunch- FROZEN pizza or grilled cheese

dinner depends on what side of town I work, usually a turkey-roast beef sammy or pizza or a Subway sandwhich...

Wonder why Iam so fat if I eat decent.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

Easy Eman wrote:

Nope, Iam sure its the med. I took the first does as a double pill. Recommended by the doc. That got my bowels uproarious.

Yesterday was better but not good. Today so far, ok. Its been about 30 minutes.

I eat the same stuff,

breakfast either- PBandJ, or 2 CHoc. chip waffles and one honey oat waffle, or cereal Grape-Nut flakes and Frosted mini-wheats

lunch- FROZEN pizza or grilled cheese

dinner depends on what side of town I work, usually a turkey-roast beef sammy or pizza or a Subway sandwhich...

Wonder why Iam so fat if I eat decent.

Thats a lot of carbs and fiber.....combined with the Z-pac, it a wonder you dont have to wear Depends to keep from pooping all over yourself.....

Ya hit 1000

Give him a prize yall....how about my boobie pic where I am standing next to hubby!
-- Edited by Bread Styx at 10:16, 2006-11-04

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 10:17, 2006-11-04

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

I think that Kat has that pic.

Straight Up · Beer please

OK .... 16 once prime rib

Chile cheese fries

baked tater ....loaded of course

A couple of loafs of bread

ice cream

then I washed it all down with diet pop

Now I guess it's time to gear up for the major download about noon Sunday .....

Peaches · Peachy

Seems that there has been a lot of shit going on in here. Probably should have put my waders on before I stopped in, seems to have gotten pretty deep. Hard to believe that there are three pages devoted to it.

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

Straight Up wrote:

OK .... 16 once prime rib

Chile cheese fries

baked tater ....loaded of course

A couple of loafs of bread

ice cream

then I washed it all down with diet pop

Now I guess it's time to gear up for the major download about noon Sunday .....

Why the diet soda with all thgt other stuff......

Straight Up · Beer please

texaschickeee wrote:

Straight Up wrote:

OK .... 16 once prime rib

Chile cheese fries

baked tater ....loaded of course

A couple of loafs of bread

ice cream

then I washed it all down with diet pop

Now I guess it's time to gear up for the major download about noon Sunday .....

Why the diet soda with all thgt other stuff......

Trying to watch my girlish figure

Straight Up · Beer please

Things were kinda a slow so I thought I would star some shit when I realized I already had .... So here we are again .....

cclawdog · Sanitized

Oh this thread is sooo WRONG!

But since i'm here......

Most of the time I am happy to pinch a loaf. Until I have to go for my quarterly CT scan. They give me 3 quarts of barium slop to drink laced with a superlaxative to drink on an empty stomach. If I get scanned right away I can usually make it home before the first wave hits. Then it's a day full of .... well you know. Happy thoughts!