MP Handle my ****

GPOC · Yeah babycakes, I'm back

MP Handle my ****

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

GPOC wrote:

You Prick....funny but you prick

please fix that

TY

I have been calling him a prick for some time, but it seems to have no effect.

BTW, PRICK this is your daily reminder.

Easy Eman · Mr. Cool

Whats with all the prick calling? CANT WE ALL JUS GET ALONG?

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

GPOC · Yeah babycakes, I'm back

Fix my AV you bitch ass motherfucking cock sucker

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Ooh, what a potty mouth!

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Kind of sounds like me last night, after I bashed my knee. Only, you know, silently to myself, since the boy was sitting right next to me.

GPOC · Yeah babycakes, I'm back

so fucking what?

fucking motherfucker MP motherfucker

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

try something more creative, like:

You motherless bastard, born in the stinking effluvium of a thousand masturbating criminals!

GPOC · Yeah babycakes, I'm back

foxfyre wrote:

try something more creative, like:

You motherless bastard, born in the stinking effluvium of a thousand masturbating criminals!

Do u talk that way while getting laid by chance?

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

foxfyre wrote:

Kind of sounds like me last night, after I bashed my knee. Only, you know, silently to myself, since the boy was sitting right next to me.

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Buttercup wrote:

foxfyre wrote:

Kind of sounds like me last night, after I bashed my knee. Only, you know, silently to myself, since the boy was sitting right next to me.

Yeah, I had tears in my eyes, too.

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

GPOC wrote:

foxfyre wrote:

try something more creative, like:

You motherless bastard, born in the stinking effluvium of a thousand masturbating criminals!

Do u talk that way while getting laid by chance?

I don't believe so, no.

GPOC · Yeah babycakes, I'm back

foxfyre wrote:

GPOC wrote:

foxfyre wrote:

try something more creative, like:

You motherless bastard, born in the stinking effluvium of a thousand masturbating criminals!

Do u talk that way while getting laid by chance?

I don't believe so, no.

god fucking damnit

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

No, it's things like, "damn! You're finished ALREADY?!"

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

some one is very pissed, or really doesnt feel good.

GPOC · Yeah babycakes, I'm back

foxfyre wrote:

No, it's things like, "damn! You're finished ALREADY?!"

we prefer to hear........fuck me,fuck me,fuck me harder you fucker...shove that dick deep inside me

lmao

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

I imagine that you do.

GPOC · Yeah babycakes, I'm back

foxfyre wrote:

I imagine that you do.

then it's over rather quickly

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

You should work on that!

GPOC · Yeah babycakes, I'm back

foxfyre wrote:

You should work on that!

always make the lady cum first IMO..then it usually doesn't matter

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Ah, well at least you have good manners!

GPOC · Yeah babycakes, I'm back

foxfyre wrote:

Ah, well at least you have good manners!

yes i do.....i know this

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

well.....

at least blow your nose, use spray and talk with out being nasal while banging her.

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

foxfyre wrote:

try something more creative, like:

You motherless bastard, born in the stinking effluvium of a thousand masturbating criminals!

My, that left a bad taste in my mouth just thinking of it.....effluvium....what an awesome word.

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Thank you, Styx, I was really angry when I first came up with that one.

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

Effluvium is a good word. "Effluvial outburst" is a nice phrase that works well in some cases.

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Buttercup · Monkey Proof is Beautiful yet hideous

One of the more creative insults I've heard was when I was a passenger in a car, and my friend was frustrated because the driver in front of us was driving like an idiot. She finally passed him, and as we went by we saw that he had no window in the driver's side and was eating a piece of chicken while driving. So as we passed him, my friend, who is far more intelligent than this phrase will suggest, yelled, "You no-driving, windowless, chicken eating mf." That's been so many years, and it still makes me laugh when I think of it.