WOW another installment of MY frucked up days off.
Started last night when I got home from work after a disappoting Steeler loss, momma said she was sooo mad at what transpired at our home. I worked and so did she, her dad came over with one of her brothers kids 8 y.o. girl. HIS family is anohter story in and of itself and if I didnt have first hand knowledge of the stories I would not believe ANY of them. Cant really go into detail here as most of them are sooo far fetched...
ok- Set the stage, dad and my son watching the Steeler game, junior E man falls asleep. The 8y.o. girl goes to his Polemon card collection which he works his tail off to organize, categorize them, he takes pride in his collection. {We all did that with our baseball cards 30 yrs ago right?} SHe decided to steal a ton of his cards with Junior E's sister watching. What does she tell my daughter about this act? SSSSHhh dont tell your brother, I dont want anyone to know, I need you to promise. SO as soon as Lil E wakes up he goes to his Pokemon portfolio and immediately realizes a bunch are gone Being the sensitive kid he freaks out. Dad comes over and they figure out who has them as the girl now has a bunch of cards she didnt posses an hour ago. Dad being a little, {ok a lot} unstable freaks out on her. SHe cant tell the truth. What does she say happened????????? THe cats took the cards and put them in her folder.. SO now all the kids area crying and freaking out. Iam at work, momma is at work....Dad cant handle shit to begin with...
So dad tells lil E to go through her book and take all his cards back. So he does and things are a bit better. Till momma gets home. The lil girl was drawing in marker all over my hardwood floor kitchen and my brick fireplace surround. Most of that came up ok.
OK, I get home 11:15 and hear this mess. Momma is sooooo mad at the girl cause she is usually the good girl of her brothers kids. The other 3 are HIGH HOLY TERRORS. Again, another day another thread.
Momma is still sick and this incident of the good girl stealing cards AND lying about it, also MAKING our daughter COVER for her....ARGH...
To add to our crapola, both our kids are SICK AGAIN. She has the cough that brough me bronchitis and momma pneumonia and my son has a fever and a cough. He feels ok and can handle it better now than she can. SHe went to school, he is here with me. I HAVE NO FOOD in my house.... BUT I did have my coffeeeeeeee... Ethiopian Black velvet estate and a scoop of Guatemalan....
Ok enough for now...
-- Edited by Easy Eman at 13:44, 2006-11-06
-- Edited by Easy Eman at 13:44, 2006-11-06
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I forgot to add that -------The wife is in school right now, {no biggie right?} then after class she is NOT coming home as she has a class meeting {WTF is that} then is she coming home after the meeting??? NOOO SHe is going to work.
MEANING, She is gone from 9am to oh about 10pm tonight leaving me ON MY DAY OFF {hence the title of this thread} wioth 2 sick kids and me feeling alittle better....
I dont remember signing up for THIS crap
-- Edited by Easy Eman at 10:14, 2006-11-06
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A monday morning lunatic disturbed from time to time...
WOW another installment of MY frucked up days off.
Started last night when I got home after a disappointing loss for the Steelers. Momma said she was sooooo mad at what transpired yesterday at our home. I worked and so did she, her dad came over with one of her brothers kids 8 y.o. girl. HIS family is anohter story in and of itself and if I didnt have first hand knowledge of the stories I would not believe ANY of them. Cant really go into detail here as most of them are sooo far fetched...
ok- Set the stage, dad and my son watching the Steeler game, junior E man falls asleep. The 8y.o. girl goes to his Polemon card collection which he works his tail off to organize, categorize them, he takes pride in his collection. {We all did that with our baseball cards 30 yrs ago right?} SHe decided to steal a ton of his cards with Junior E's sister watching. What does she tell my daughter about this act? SSSSHhh dont tell your brother, I dont want anyone to know, I need you to promise. SO as soon as Lil E wakes up he goes to his Pokemon portfolio and immediately realizes a bunch are gone Being the sensitive kid he freaks out. Dad comes over and they figure out who has them as the girl now has a bunch of cards she didnt posses an hour ago. Dad being a little, {ok a lot} unstable freaks out on her. SHe cant tell the truth. What does she say happened????????? THe cats took the cards and put them in her folder.. SO now all the kids area crying and freaking out. Iam at work, momma is at work....Dad cant handle shit to begin with...
So dad tells lil E to go through her book and take all his cards back. So he does and things are a bit better. Till momma gets home. The lil girl was drawing in marker all over my hardwood floor kitchen and my brick fireplace surround. Most of that came up ok.
OK, I get home 11:15 and hear this mess. Momma is sooooo mad at the girl cause she is usually the good girl of her brothers kids. The other 3 are HIGH HOLY TERRORS. Again, another day another thread.
Momma is still sick and this incident of the good girl stealing cards AND lying about it, also MAKING our daughter COVER for her....ARGH...
To add to our crapola, both our kids are SICK AGAIN. She has the cough that brough me bronchitis and momma pneumonia and my son has a fever and a cough. He feels ok and can handle it better now than she can. SHe went to school, he is here with me. I HAVE NO FOOD in my house.... BUT I did have my coffeeeeeeee... Ethiopian Black velvet estate and a scoop of Guatemalan....
Ok enough for now...
I have been saying all along that pussies just ain't no good!!!!
OK, here is my second installment for my second day off...
COffee was ready, kids off to school, Pens at least got a point by tying the Ducks last night.
I go to vote, momma follows, she goes to work and I go TRY to get my haircut. En route to the barber, momma calls and says Junior E is in the nurses office, go pickhim up. He is really sick I get there and he is whiter than normal. Skin cancer runs inmy family so we dont do the sit and roast under the sun too much so as such he is white but being sick he is whiter than a sheet of paper. He ahs a headache and nausea. OK we go to the store to get him some turkey and gaytorade. Go home and check with neighbor to see if She can pick up my daughter and her son. NOPE she is getting her HAIR DONE. So now I gotta re-drag my son out back to school we just left an hour ago to pick up my daughter and the neighbor kid.
Get hoime and his mommie calls, she is on the way back with 20 MCNuggets and humungo fries for the kids. OK, SHe comes over and they eat. Lil E starts to feel better {Of course, theres McNasty nuggets in his face} and they scarf the nuggets.
She leaves {the hot momma neighbor} for work...
IN conclusion, I have 3 kids at my house on my DAY OFF and my wifey is working till 3pm.
I cant catch a freakin break. My hair is alittle messy... MAYBE later I can go out
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A monday morning lunatic disturbed from time to time...
OK, here is my second installment for my second day off...
COffee was ready, kids off to school, Pens at least got a point by tying the Ducks last night.
I go to vote, momma follows, she goes to work and I go TRY to get my haircut. En route to the barber, momma calls and says Junior E is in the nurses office, go pickhim up. He is really sick I get there and he is whiter than normal. Skin cancer runs inmy family so we dont do the sit and roast under the sun too much so as such he is white but being sick he is whiter than a sheet of paper. He ahs a headache and nausea. OK we go to the store to get him some turkey and gaytorade. Go home and check with neighbor to see if She can pick up my daughter and her son. NOPE she is getting her HAIR DONE. So now I gotta re-drag my son out back to school we just left an hour ago to pick up my daughter and the neighbor kid.
Get hoime and his mommie calls, she is on the way back with 20 MCNuggets and humungo fries for the kids. OK, SHe comes over and they eat. Lil E starts to feel better {Of course, theres McNasty nuggets in his face} and they scarf the nuggets.
She leaves {the hot momma neighbor} for work...
IN conclusion, I have 3 kids at my house on my DAY OFF and my wifey is working till 3pm.
I cant catch a freakin break. My hair is alittle messy... MAYBE later I can go out
WAAAHHHWAHHHHHWAAAAHHHH!
Oh sorry...hope your day gets better.
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SO as soon as Lil E wakes up he goes to his Pokemon portfolio and immediately realizes a bunch are gone
Being the sensitive kid he freaks out. Dad comes over and they figure out who has them as the girl now has a bunch of cards she didnt posses an hour ago. Dad being a little, {ok a lot} unstable freaks out on her. SHe cant tell the truth. What does she say happened?????????
