Monkey Proof wrote:

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Bread Styx wrote:

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Monkey Proof wrote:

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i couldn't resit alright!

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But...she is ugly....thanks a lot.........now I am in the whining , Bambi eye stage of my fit. T/I>

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is this for real?

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Monkey Proof wrote:

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this............."now I am in the whining , Bambi eye stage of my fit."

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Maybe...

Why do you ask?

Monkey Proof wrote:

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if indeed that the image i posted truly brought you to that then...well, i apologize. there was no ill intentions with posting that image

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OOOOHHH..Gotcha!

No...I laughed, actually. While I do have a Bambi stage of my hissy fits.....I wasn't really having one.  

No apology needed!

Some TUMS would help...I really did eat all that chocolate...and that was not smart! 

Bread Styx wrote:

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Plush wrote:

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Monkey Proof wrote:

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if indeed that the image i posted truly brought you to that then...well, i apologize. there was no ill intentions with posting that image

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Oh fuck me......... Bread is sitting there with a snickers and milk laughing her ass off at all of us.


sheeesh, i give up.

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Well, well..someone knows Bread a little more than the others do, dont they?

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Monkey Proof wrote:

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OK...that's funny!

Monkey Proof wrote:

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Better than funny!  Looks like my hell cat, and he has just the right attitude!

Bread Styx wrote:

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Easy Eman wrote:

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Bread Styx wrote:

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WHAT? NO ANSWER FROM ANY OF YOU SMART ASSES.....PLEASE.......SHOW ME SOME LOVE.....SOMETHING. DONT GET ME ALL ANNOYED , HOT AND BOTHERED FOR NOTHING.

I AM GOING TO GO AND DRINK OLD COFFEE FROM YESTERDAY THAT IS IN A CUP I POURED FROM THE COFFEE POT THIS AM......I KNEW THERE WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH COFFEE AND RATHER THAN THROW IT DOWN THE DRAIN...I SAVED IT...I KNEW I WOULD NEED IT......I AM SURE IT WILL TASTE BITTER AND I DONT CARE.........   

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT??
No answer from me BECAUSE I just worked 24 hours in the span of 32.  I stand out in the COLD rain and direct traffic because some FUCKIN IMMIGRANT decided to drive from Columbus and turn left ON RED and hit head on a guy and his wife.

Oh before that I stood and directed traffic in the COLD RAIN because some fucking rich girl indaddies SAAB convertible decided to MAKE A LEFT ON RED and hit head on a pizza delivery guy in his 4 month of Scion.  BOTH cars totalled.

What the fuck  you say?  But Eman you vounteered to work 24 hours, it wasnt mandatory...

FUCK ME?  FUCK YOU....

All the while Iam STILL trying to beat this BRONCHITIS... Havent had sex in 2 fuckin weeks.  Housewives,  whaaaa whaaaa...

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Pardon me? Did you just say F.U to moi?

I thought so...I curse you and your lonely weinie to another 2 weeks of solitary confinement. Dont make me bring out the big guns and make it 2 months.

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Oh thats ok, we have had our 3am rendezvous twice this week already. 

But in the interest of board safety, I say PEACE to Styx.  No fightin between bros and sis....

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That's more like it. After my hubby sees the receipts from my shopping spree today; I wont be getting a kiss much less anything else.

Hey, I needed clothes...with shoes to match...please.....what is a woman to do?

 

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I think I blew my load in more ways than one.. Wait wait.

We go shopping tonight at the grocery store and as we pull up my cell rings.  I see the number and figure its the car salesman from Ford and I dont wanna talk.  She says "your phones ringing"  I say yeah I know.  She says "Are you gonna answer it" I say NO.   She says AGAIN  "your phone is ringing, are you going to answer it?"   I say no, I dont need to talk to this person.  She then says "FIne,  do you need some privacy?"  and she and my daughter walk away from me into the store via the other entrance.  She takes junior to the kids place and tells me "Go do what you want, Iam shoppping.  You can go whereever you want"  I say WTF are you talking about,  I didnt want to answer that call and you tell me to fuck off and go shop alone?  

I DONT FUCKING GET YOU FUCKING WOMEN.  Jeez sometimes I wish I were fucking gay  Well not really but fucking MOTHER FUCKING WOMEN.......

It's all hormonal , guys...you just need to know when to walk lightly........my husband has his "girlie moments" when I dont and I just tell him he is acting like a woman ...which is not good.

We are pretty good friends, but he does grate on my last nerve on occasion..like last night. He has it rough because I am pretty spoiled; I have gotten a lot better about that, but sometimes the brat just pops her head out to raise hell. I am getting paid back for that because my daughter is taking lessons and has that genetic thing going on. I am weeping!

Sorry E......seems like your wife and I are on some telepathic mission. I am sure my husband is writing about me in his geekoid forums he visits. I can see it now, "Dude , your wife needs to learn how to spend your money better......I can understand if she wanted to upgrade your Xbox 360 and get a plasma tv,  but a  watch...come on now! Thats nuts! I feel for you man!"

I should be thinking more about others than just me anyway......take , take , take...I do that really well.

You see, you homo wanna be...you made me feel guilty....

BAD-E.....