Stupid things you did as a kid

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

RE: Stupid things you did as a kid

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

KatScratch wrote:

LMAO...that reminds me of when my brother said let's play circus.....you can be the human canonball! I was 5 and dumb enough to crawl up on his legs, curl up into a ball and let him "fire" me across the room! I was supposed to land on the other soft, cushy bed......instead I bounce off the wall and hit the floor breaking my arm in 2 places! Needless to say.....my mother never let us play circus again!

So did he play doctor after that?

KatScratch · Bad kitty....in the best possible way

USofAcop wrote:

KatScratch wrote:

LMAO...that reminds me of when my brother said let's play circus.....you can be the human canonball! I was 5 and dumb enough to crawl up on his legs, curl up into a ball and let him "fire" me across the room! I was supposed to land on the other soft, cushy bed......instead I bounce off the wall and hit the floor breaking my arm in 2 places! Needless to say.....my mother never let us play circus again!

So did he play doctor after that?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....NO!!!!!!!!!!! He did that with the neighbor girl up the road!

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

KatScratch wrote:

LMAO...that reminds me of when my brother said let's play circus.....you can be the human canonball! I was 5 and dumb enough to crawl up on his legs, curl up into a ball and let him "fire" me across the room! I was supposed to land on the other soft, cushy bed......instead I bounce off the wall and hit the floor breaking my arm in 2 places! Needless to say.....my mother never let us play circus again!

My brother and I played what we called "TV CHAIRS". we would lay down on the floor, bend the knees to the chest, then the other sat (as best we could ) on the feet. Then we would toss the other acroos the room.

until he hit the sliding glass door that went to the backyard. It didnt break, but I think he wished it had.

black and blue all over and very tender for about a week.

sparky · Man Whore

Buttercup wrote:

I did a lot of stupid things as a kid. One day I rode my bike in a small circle - from the sidewalk, around a tree, over the curb, into the street, up the driveway, and back again. I did it repeatedly, got dizzy and ultimately ran into the tree, then bounced off of the bike and landed on my chin in the street. I needed eight stitches.

OMG, I sort of did that.

I was on my bike with my sister and her mate just over the road from my house, it was on a slight hill and they said we should all roll down the hill with our eyes closed and see who gets the furthest.
So we all started to roll (with our eyes closed), I got the furthest, thing is I only stopped because I hit a tree, and smashed all my face up.
I went and told my mum what happened (crying my eyes out), but my sister and her mate denied that we were doing that so that they would not get in trouble.

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

texaschickeee wrote:

I do not have a moronic imbecile as a hero. Now shut up, dumbass.