Buttercup hates USofA because he is gay (A JOKE, A FUNNY, A HA HA EVEN!!!)

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

RE: Buttercup hates USofA because he is gay

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

texaschickeee wrote:

*watches everyone get up and get a jacket, leaving...hitting the clock on the way out*

Luther?!... is it really you?

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

Monkey Proof wrote:

texaschickeee wrote:

*watches everyone get up and get a jacket, leaving...hitting the clock on the way out*

Luther?!... is it really you?

Looking in a mirror are you?

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

nope.

entre new · Et tu, Brute?

texaschickeee wrote:

*watches everyone get up and get a jacket, leaving...hitting the clock on the way out*

Hey! Where is everybody going?

And why am I getting PMs asking me where I live?

Plush · Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

USofAcop wrote:

You forgot the rest of it fuck lips!

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USofcop wrote:
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eltsacon wrote:

USofcop wrote:

eltsacon wrote:

USofcop wrote:

I didn't tell her that I have blown you.

Good, you did promise.

Yeah, I know, that is our little secret.

Thanks, I knew you would keep on the down low. I have been meaning to ask you about the next time you come out. I am kinda interested in getting fucked in the ass. You are so big, and I was thinking if I am going to go for it, I may as well do it right!

Hell yeah!! I pound your ass, and I will make sure that no one finds out, especially Kat.

If he has ASSLIPS, wouldn't you wanna fuck his mouth instead? You could at least look him in the eye and speak those tender flaming words he longs to hear.

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

Plush wrote:

USofAcop wrote:

You forgot the rest of it fuck lips!

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USofcop wrote:
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eltsacon wrote:

USofcop wrote:

eltsacon wrote:

USofcop wrote:

I didn't tell her that I have blown you.

Good, you did promise.

Yeah, I know, that is our little secret.

Thanks, I knew you would keep on the down low. I have been meaning to ask you about the next time you come out. I am kinda interested in getting fucked in the ass. You are so big, and I was thinking if I am going to go for it, I may as well do it right!

Hell yeah!! I pound your ass, and I will make sure that no one finds out, especially Kat.

If he has ASSLIPS, wouldn't you wanna fuck his mouth instead? You could at least look him in the eye and speak those tender flaming words he longs to hear.

Perhaps a little less crack before reading.

Plush · Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

suck me, if you haven't noticed in the other thread, he is nicknamed asslips. Maybe you should try some crack before commenting

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

Plush wrote:

suck me, if you haven't noticed in the other thread, he is nicknamed asslips. Maybe you should try some crack before commenting

Maybe you should try eating crack, and you can start with MP's filthy one!

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

Plush · Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

USofAcop wrote:

Plush wrote:

suck me, if you haven't noticed in the other thread, he is nicknamed asslips. Maybe you should try some crack before commenting

Maybe you should try eating crack, and you can start with MP's filthy one!

fuck you US, you're just mad cause i was right and you were wrong. Nice change of subject, homo.

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

Plush wrote:

USofAcop wrote:

Plush wrote:

suck me, if you haven't noticed in the other thread, he is nicknamed asslips. Maybe you should try some crack before commenting

Maybe you should try eating crack, and you can start with MP's filthy one!

fuck you US, you're just mad cause i was right and you were wrong. Nice change of subject, homo.

Yeah, that is it.

Plush · Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

USofAcop wrote:

Plush wrote:

USofAcop wrote:

Plush wrote:

suck me, if you haven't noticed in the other thread, he is nicknamed asslips. Maybe you should try some crack before commenting

Maybe you should try eating crack, and you can start with MP's filthy one!

fuck you US, you're just mad cause i was right and you were wrong. Nice change of subject, homo.

Yeah, that is it.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

Plush wrote:

USofAcop wrote:

Plush wrote:

USofAcop wrote:

Plush wrote:

suck me, if you haven't noticed in the other thread, he is nicknamed asslips. Maybe you should try some crack before commenting

Maybe you should try eating crack, and you can start with MP's filthy one!

fuck you US, you're just mad cause i was right and you were wrong. Nice change of subject, homo.

Yeah, that is it.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

I ran out of things to say. Sorry you dumb ****!

Plush · Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

I am thinking of going into hospice judst so i can take care of you and torture you on your deathbed. Ever see the movie Misery?

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

Plush wrote:

I am thinking of going into hospice judst so i can take care of you and torture you on your deathbed. Ever see the movie Misery?

Only if you promise to touch my No-No's

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

If you havent seen that movie, you might want to befroe you say that.

that is one movie that was good enough to make my skin crawl.

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

texaschickeee wrote:

If you havent seen that movie, you might want to befroe you say that.

that is one movie that was good enough to make my skin crawl.

I have seen it, but anything is worth going through to get someone to touch my No-No's

foxfyre · Buttercult Founder

Huh. You don't care WHO touches your no-no's??

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

foxfyre wrote:

Huh. You don't care WHO touches your no-no's??

I can close my eyes and take myself to that safe place and pretend it is a hot guy!

Monkey Proof · Buttercup is awesomesexycool and smelly too.

foxfyre wrote:

Huh. You don't care WHO touches your no-no's??

maybe his No-No's are actualy Yeah-Yeah's

Plush · Make believe Slutty Zombie/Official TOP Drama Queen

Monkey Proof wrote:

foxfyre wrote:

Huh. You don't care WHO touches your no-no's??

maybe his No-No's are actualy Yeah-Yeah's

I think it's more like "please please"

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

ROFLMAO!!!!!

USofGay · I feel entitled, so answer me darnit

eltsacon wrote:

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Shut it, or I will tell Kat about, you know, our little secret!!

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

ROFLMAO!!!!!

DICK!

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

eltsacon wrote:

ROFLMAO!!!!!

DICK!

That's your secret? You have another dick? I have heard and seen people with 3 nipples, but a double dicker? WOW, they must put something in the water in Ohio..i hear Tobes in hung like a gorilla!

LOL......there has to be something in the water over here...I am delirious....

Maybe I am just in a good mood because my butt isnt melting onto the leather chair in the office......its cold over here, in case you didnt know!

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 21:30, 2006-11-30

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

yes,,,, we know!!!

And so you know,,,, a person that lives in warmth year round bitching about heat to someone that, (lets say), lives in a state where it is butt fucking cold 9 months of the year is kinda like, well, a fat person talking about how tired they are of always being stuffed to a starving marvin!!!!

-- Edited by eltsacon at 21:35, 2006-11-30

texaschickeee · Seductively Sassy

entre new wrote:

texaschickeee wrote:

*watches everyone get up and get a jacket, leaving...hitting the clock on the way out*

Hey! Where is everybody going?

And why am I getting PMs asking me where I live?

It could be some one wants to stalk you. (J/K)

-- Edited by texaschickeee at 21:47, 2006-11-30

Bread Styx · Bad Bread!!

eltsacon wrote:

yes,,,, we know!!!

And so you know,,,, a person that lives in warmth year round bitching about heat to someone that, (lets say), lives in a state where it is butt fucking cold 9 months of the year is kinda like, well, a fat person talking about how tired they are of always being stuffed to a starving marvin!!!!

-- Edited by eltsacon at 21:35, 2006-11-30

AWWW, crap..there you go again; sounding like my husband. Damn......I cant ever complain about the heat without him saying, Well, Monkey....we do live in Texas.......thats just how it is!

WHACK....I know that ...I kow I live in Texas, but it suck when every crease in your body sweats no matter what you wear........boob sweat, elbow sweat, knee sweat......butt cheek sweat....I mean, please..cant I just enjoy being a little icy and not have to sweat .

Sorry......

eltsacon · I have seen USofA's big balls

Bread Styx wrote:

AWWW, crap..there you go again; sounding like my husband. Damn......I cant ever complain about the heat without him saying, Well, Monkey....we do live in Texas.......thats just how it is!

WHACK....I know that ...I kow I live in Texas, but it suck when every crease in your body sweats no matter what you wear........boob sweat, elbow sweat, knee sweat......butt cheek sweat....I mean, please..cant I just enjoy being a little icy and not have to sweat .

Sorry......

First, that almost turned me on. ROFLMAO!

Second, get fucking pool!!!!!