It is my sad duty to notify this august body of the passing of my Motherboard... It's life was short, but filled with joy... It is survived by its HDD, Video Card, Network Adapter Card and RAM Chip. It will be sorely missed... Luckily a close friend has helped me in my hour of grief and need... I have a Newer Motherboard.
Unfortunately Windows promptly Shat itself at the new Hardware configuration and promptly locked the system... I, though, am a sneaky sonofabitch and will have the issue resolved shortly... I will take my small HDD and swap the jumpers over to make it the Master HDD and do the opposite with my 200GB HDD to make it a slave HDD. I will then use a friends copy of Media Center '05 and a working keycode that I happen to have... I will then do online upgrades until the system is running XP sp3... I will have everything instsalled, except IE7, by friday morning. I will rejoin you then my brothers and sisters.
Thank you for your understanding and sympathy,
D. (der Meister)
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Good News My Minions... I was finally able to fix the GD machine! That's right. With the help of my buddy (my personal hacker and tech support dude) we were able to get the monstrosity up and rolling... Mwahahahahahahaha!!! Be afraid.
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
All I have to say to that MP is that you're fulla shite, unless You're that pig bastard...
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Ok, my buddy may say "I smell bacon!" on a regular basis, but he's talking about my profession. I, unlike the pigsonofabitch, am a sworn officer. I'm not a desk weenie with no real job...
I don't know where you get the idea that I'm the Schweinhund... Ask BC or TC or NM or PR or BBB... They all know I'm not him. If I appear resentful of being accused of being that Hurensohn it's because he attempted to besmirch my family's name and honour.
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
Foxy, where the F*** did your sense of humor go? Besides, Everyone needs minions.
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You, on your knees...
Some call me the Dark Lord, you can call me Master...
Some take delight in the carriages a rollin' and others take delight in the Hurley and the Bowlin', I take delight in the juice of the barley and courting pretty lasses in the mornin' bright and early...
oh yes, you must always satisfy the monkey. 
