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RE: 7 reasons why not to get Drunk...


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What?

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well, honestly I have only been hung over once, but drunk many many times.


(the first clue I had the last time was I called  lemon a tomoto, thus- gave me a clue that I was infact drunk.


One time I got sick- of ritas with cheap booze- not a good thing. The spins, the wall and foot- no help. I lost my slothes rather fast on some nights, and unsure on the rest.


i have never wet my pants, almost but made it.


I have never slept on a bus stop bench, but I did try sex in the back of a pinto. (NEVER try that)


but this is good- continue the confessions.


 



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ha ha ha......funny


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texaschickeee wrote:


well, honestly I have only been hung over once, but drunk many many times.


(the first clue I had the last time was I called  lemon a tomoto, thus- gave me a clue that I was infact drunk.


One time I got sick- of ritas with cheap booze- not a good thing. The spins, the wall and foot- no help. I lost my slothes rather fast on some nights, and unsure on the rest.


i have never wet my pants, almost but made it.


I have never slept on a bus stop bench, but I did try sex in the back of a pinto. (NEVER try that)


but this is good- continue the confessions.


 





lol, thats pretty damn funny

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Southern Comfort was my first ....   Still can't drink it to this day ....


 


I once woke up in a grave yard using a grave stone for a pillow ....   weird feeling ....



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Once I was at TGIFridays drinking many, many Long Island Iced teas. I got up from the table, went to the bathroom to throw up, then went back to the table and had another one.

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pretty hardcore if you ask me..oh, i know what that was all about. you were trying to get your beer googles on becouse you were on a date with Photo

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Buttercup wrote:



Once I was at TGIFridays drinking many, many Long Island Iced teas. I got up from the table, went to the bathroom to throw up, then went back to the table and had another one.



 


I knew some guys in the army like this ....   drink ...eat ....puke ....    then drink some more ....



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Monkey Proof wrote:

pretty hardcore if you ask me..oh, i know what that was all about. you were trying to get your beer googles on becouse you were on a date with Photo



Believe me, about an hour after that I was regretting it, and I never did that again. It was another one of those "I am never going to drink again" moments.


Beer goggles wouldn't help, I'd need crack goggles to go on a date with Photo.

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i could see why you would need the crack goggles...

ewww




-- Edited by Monkey Proof at 19:05, 2006-12-13

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Southern Comfort was my first ....   Still can't drink it to this day ....


 


I once woke up in a grave yard using a grave stone for a pillow ....   weird feeling ....






that is TOO funny



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Monkey Proof wrote:


i could see why you would need the crack goggles...

ewww




-- Edited by Monkey Proof at 19:05, 2006-12-13




 



 


too funny...but very gross



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Monkey Proof wrote:

i could see why you would need the crack goggles...

ewww




-- Edited by Monkey Proof at 19:05, 2006-12-13




Ahhhahahahahahahaha

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