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Post Info TOPIC: Buttercup hates USofA because he is gay (A JOKE, A FUNNY, A HA HA EVEN!!!)


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Bread Styx wrote:







AWWW, crap..there you go again; sounding like my husband. Damn......I cant ever complain about the heat without him saying, Well, Monkey....we do live in Texas.......thats just how it is!


WHACK....I know that ...I kow I live in Texas, but it suck when every crease in your body sweats no matter what you wear........boob sweat, elbow sweat, knee sweat......butt cheek sweat....I mean, please..cant I just enjoy being a little icy and not have to sweat .


Sorry......





First, that almost turned me on. ROFLMAO!


Second, get fucking pool!!!!!





A pool...thats just another darn thing I have to clean. Heck no!


You pig......go find your bottle caps!



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A pool...thats just another darn thing I have to clean. Heck no!


You pig......go find your bottle caps!




Look at it this way. Yes, you will have to clean the pool BUT, you will have to clean less of your butt check sweat! LOL

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How can Butterbones hate gays when she tries to get me in bed all the time?????

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Photogrrlz wrote:

How can Butterbones hate gays when she tries to get me in bed all the time?????



maybe it's the musaculine looking square chin you have





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Monkey Proof wrote:

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How can Butterbones hate gays when she tries to get me in bed all the time?????



maybe it's the musaculine looking square chin you have







Hmmm never heard my chin called square before...lol

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according to Bittercups it is, she also mentioned something about a few stray hairs or something like that

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She must be talking about the stray hairs on her upper lip that kept getting in the way of us kissing

I think we should all mail her a razor for Xmas

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Both of you are in trouble.

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eltsacon wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:



A pool...thats just another darn thing I have to clean. Heck no!


You pig......go find your bottle caps!





Look at it this way. Yes, you will have to clean the pool BUT, you will have to clean less of your butt check sweat! LOL




I have a towel with your face on it that works just fine!



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Buttercup wrote:



Both of you are in trouble.



Of all the hysterical things in this thread, that is what you chose to reply to??  WTF!!??



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RE: Buttercup hates USofA because he is gay (AJOKE, A FUNNY, A HA HA EVEN!!!)



TO ALL THESE SHALL PRESENT, BUTTERCUP DOES NOT HATE ME BECAUSE I AM GAY. THIS THREAD WAS INTENDED TO BE A JOKE. THERE IS NO TRUTH OR MERIT IN THE CONTENT OF THE ORIGINAL POST. BUTTERCUP HAS BEEN ONE OF MY BIGGEST SUPPORTERS ON THIS FORUM, AND HAS NEVER SPOKEN AN ILL WORD ABOUT ME (although I haven't gotten in the mod squad room yet).


TO CLARIFY, BUTTERCUP IS NOT A FAGAPHOBE!



-- Edited by USofAcop at 10:24, 2006-12-01

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A joke...just a joke.....well shit! And here I thought Buttercup had stepped to the darkside....LMAO....


I guess humor (or sarcastic humor even) needs to be patroled and P/C now????



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AAAAAAAAAGGHHH..my eyes...my eyes......the red is burning my eyes.


 


Couldnt you use a color that is softer on the eyes, penis breath?



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Hey, US, DO you have penis breath?  What does penis breath smell like?  Enquiring minds want to know!

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AAAAAAAAAGGHHH..my eyes...my eyes......the red is burning my eyes.


 


Couldnt you use a color that is softer on the eyes, penis breath?






It is a very important message that must not be missed.



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Hey, US, DO you have penis breath?  What does penis breath smell like?  Enquiring minds want to know!



That is easy, even TC could answer that. It smeles licke peenus.



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Hey, US, DO you have penis breath?  What does penis breath smell like?  Enquiring minds want to know!


Smells like sex, I guess. You think there is special floss for that?

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USofAcop wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:



AAAAAAAAAGGHHH..my eyes...my eyes......the red is burning my eyes.


 


Couldnt you use a color that is softer on the eyes, penis breath?







It is a very important message that must not be missed.




I had to close one eye to read it, nut-nose .......I felt violated and used if I used both eyes.

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AND...if it inflicts some pain on those who read it....well that's a plus! Any dork who doubts Buttercup's integrity as a person deserves the pain!!! The rest of us who know better must just suffer through it.........and pray the red laser text burns an image into their tiny little dork brains!

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Bread Styx wrote:



USofAcop wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:



AAAAAAAAAGGHHH..my eyes...my eyes......the red is burning my eyes.


 


Couldnt you use a color that is softer on the eyes, penis breath?







It is a very important message that must not be missed.





I had to close one eye to read it, nut-nose .......I felt violated and used if I used both eyes.




Well consider yourself lucky that I am not smart enough to know how to make it flash, otherwise you would really be fucked!



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USofAcop wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:



USofAcop wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:



AAAAAAAAAGGHHH..my eyes...my eyes......the red is burning my eyes.


 


Couldnt you use a color that is softer on the eyes, penis breath?







It is a very important message that must not be missed.





I had to close one eye to read it, nut-nose .......I felt violated and used if I used both eyes.





Well consider yourself lucky that I am not smart enough to know how to make it flash, otherwise you would really be fucked!




Use the force, young Jedi. Flash away........make it hurt.

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 11:20, 2006-12-01

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Bread Styx wrote:



USofAcop wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:



USofAcop wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:



AAAAAAAAAGGHHH..my eyes...my eyes......the red is burning my eyes.


 


Couldnt you use a color that is softer on the eyes, penis breath?







It is a very important message that must not be missed.





I had to close one eye to read it, nut-nose .......I felt violated and used if I used both eyes.





Well consider yourself lucky that I am not smart enough to know how to make it flash, otherwise you would really be fucked!





Use the force, young Jedi. Flash away........make it hurt.

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 11:20, 2006-12-01




Kat???



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Smells like sex, I guess. You think there is special floss for that?


Probably not!  But what if you...  Okay, I'll stop - that was too gross.

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Bread Styx wrote:


Smells like sex, I guess. You think there is special floss for that?


Probably not!  But what if you...  Okay, I'll stop - that was too gross.



I am sorry, but if you have to floss after engaging in oral sex with anyone....you probably shouldnt be putting your mouth or anything that can be infected on the no-no region. I mean please.....think about it!

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 11:23, 2006-12-01

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Bread Styx wrote:



foxfyre wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:


Smells like sex, I guess. You think there is special floss for that?


Probably not!  But what if you...  Okay, I'll stop - that was too gross.




I am sorry, but if you have to floss after engaging in oral sex with anyone....you probably shouldnt be putting your mouth or anything that can be infected on the no-no region. I mean please.....think about it!

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 11:23, 2006-12-01




Ah, come on, you don't do funk!?   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm........


 


 


MAN BALLS!!!!



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USofAcop wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:



foxfyre wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:


Smells like sex, I guess. You think there is special floss for that?


Probably not!  But what if you...  Okay, I'll stop - that was too gross.




I am sorry, but if you have to floss after engaging in oral sex with anyone....you probably shouldnt be putting your mouth or anything that can be infected on the no-no region. I mean please.....think about it!

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 11:23, 2006-12-01





Ah, come on, you don't do funk!?   MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm........


 


 


MAN BALLS!!!!




That is even too gross for me to make a comment.

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I believe you are talking about Fumunda cheese.


That is repulsive and I have never been assaulted with such filth. My man is clean........



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Bread Styx wrote:



foxfyre wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:


Smells like sex, I guess. You think there is special floss for that?


Probably not!  But what if you...  Okay, I'll stop - that was too gross.




I am sorry, but if you have to floss after engaging in oral sex with anyone....you probably shouldnt be putting your mouth or anything that can be infected on the no-no region. I mean please.....think about it!

-- Edited by Bread Styx at 11:23, 2006-12-01




I was going in an entirely different direction, Bread.  Along the lines of enjoying Penis Breath SO much, you never floss, and only... well...  You know!



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I believe you are talking about FRumunda cheese.


That is repulsive and I have never been assaulted with such filth. My man is clean........






As in FROM UNDER the balls!



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USofAcop wrote:



Bread Styx wrote:



I believe you are talking about FRumunda cheese.


That is repulsive and I have never been assaulted with such filth. My man is clean........







As in FROM UNDER the balls!




Ok....sue me...my fingers are cold.

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