AWWW, crap..there you go again; sounding like my husband. Damn......I cant ever complain about the heat without him saying, Well, Monkey....we do live in Texas.......thats just how it is!
WHACK....I know that ...I kow I live in Texas, but it suck when every crease in your body sweats no matter what you wear........boob sweat, elbow sweat, knee sweat......butt cheek sweat....I mean, please..cant I just enjoy being a little icy and not have to sweat .
Sorry......
First, that almost turned me on. ROFLMAO!
Second, get fucking pool!!!!!
A pool...thats just another darn thing I have to clean. Heck no!
You pig......go find your bottle caps!
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
TO ALL THESE SHALL PRESENT, BUTTERCUP DOES NOT HATE ME BECAUSE I AM GAY. THIS THREAD WAS INTENDED TO BE A JOKE. THERE IS NO TRUTH OR MERIT IN THE CONTENT OF THE ORIGINAL POST. BUTTERCUP HAS BEEN ONE OF MY BIGGEST SUPPORTERS ON THIS FORUM, AND HAS NEVER SPOKEN AN ILL WORD ABOUT ME (although I haven't gotten in the mod squad room yet).
AND...if it inflicts some pain on those who read it....well that's a plus! Any dork who doubts Buttercup's integrity as a person deserves the pain!!! The rest of us who know better must just suffer through it.........and pray the red laser text burns an image into their tiny little dork brains!
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And your point is???? Don't have one? Well then shut up and I'll give you one!
Bread Styx wrote: Smells like sex, I guess. You think there is special floss for that?
Probably not! But what if you... Okay, I'll stop - that was too gross.
I am sorry, but if you have to floss after engaging in oral sex with anyone....you probably shouldnt be putting your mouth or anything that can be infected on the no-no region. I mean please.....think about it!
-- Edited by Bread Styx at 11:23, 2006-12-01
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
Bread Styx wrote: Smells like sex, I guess. You think there is special floss for that?
Probably not! But what if you... Okay, I'll stop - that was too gross.
I am sorry, but if you have to floss after engaging in oral sex with anyone....you probably shouldnt be putting your mouth or anything that can be infected on the no-no region. I mean please.....think about it!
-- Edited by Bread Styx at 11:23, 2006-12-01
Ah, come on, you don't do funk!? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm........
Bread Styx wrote: Smells like sex, I guess. You think there is special floss for that?
Probably not! But what if you... Okay, I'll stop - that was too gross.
I am sorry, but if you have to floss after engaging in oral sex with anyone....you probably shouldnt be putting your mouth or anything that can be infected on the no-no region. I mean please.....think about it!
-- Edited by Bread Styx at 11:23, 2006-12-01
Ah, come on, you don't do funk!? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm........
MAN BALLS!!!!
That is even too gross for me to make a comment.
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"The life given us by nature is short; but the memory of a well-spent life is eternal." -Cicero
Bread Styx wrote: Smells like sex, I guess. You think there is special floss for that?
Probably not! But what if you... Okay, I'll stop - that was too gross.
I am sorry, but if you have to floss after engaging in oral sex with anyone....you probably shouldnt be putting your mouth or anything that can be infected on the no-no region. I mean please.....think about it!
-- Edited by Bread Styx at 11:23, 2006-12-01
I was going in an entirely different direction, Bread. Along the lines of enjoying Penis Breath SO much, you never floss, and only... well... You know!