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Subway-Eat Fesh?
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Fuk that Jon Lovitz Eat Fresh. I sick from eating Subway. I think they found my food IN the subway and placed it on my bread.
Damn ham,turkey and roast beef club with onions, lettuce and italian dressing. I called off sick because of it.
Subways new slogan &...
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If it's not a pet????
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If it's not a pet.... then it must be fucking supper.....
Ok... call the motel......do you take pets...... yes sir
Drive for two days....arrve... go to check in........
How big is your dog????
I don't have a dog, I have a cat.......
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Straight Up
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I hate commuting and the ga$ prices are about to put me in the poor house!
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SO I DRIVE A BIG OL' GAS GUZZLING GMC YUKON.... UHG, GAS IS IS 3.479 A GALLON AND MY COMMUTE ABSOLUTELY SUCKS!!!!
I feel for you poor bastards!!! LOL, I do drive a Yukon, but I only live about 1/4 from work, and damn, it is quicker to walk!!!!
&n...
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Fucking four wheelers
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East bound on I-20 in Alabama.....construction zone.....55MPH and trucks use left lane posted all over the fucking place...
And what does some idiot do.... Cuts me off so close that I don't even see the ass end of his pickup and slams on his brakes..... Gue...
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Push here to Open
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I fucking hate that sentence. PUSH HERE TO OPEN. Ive been opening Mac and Cheese boxes for about 5 years now and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING BOX has opened when pushed there...
WTF....
Please discuss
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Pathetic Cop song
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This fuker tried to sing the national Anthem and SEVERELY FUKED IT UP..
http://www.break.com/index/copanthem30.html
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Easy Eman
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Fucking roommate part 2
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So I received a cable bill the other day from my cable/internet provider. OK everything is fine, they said I may be receiving one. Great, so I called just to be sure. I found out my worthless roommate didn't take the cable/internet box back before he left. He was going to have someone else do it. He said it...
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Toby101
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Crack
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Fuckin crack heads. Anyone live near a crackhead? I am gonna start throwin bars of soap at them.
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Plush
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Who fuckin took my keys
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Alright you asshole, who took my keys this time. I lost two sets this week, one of them I can't find. The other I lost it twice today, where the hell is it. URRGGG Good thing I don't have a hot date tonight.
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Toby101
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Fuckin back
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So today at work I was painting a shitty house, this house is so bad that I am afraid that when I touch a window its going to fall down. Well then after lunch I get a call on my cell phone to come out to a trailer park and wait for instructions. So finally another guy gets there, (USA wanna-be) and we pull off a co...
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